Arkansas Razorback Baby Boy

JBS · 07-12-2007, 05:55 PM

A Razorback fan is drinking in a
New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to
ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar, announcing his wife has just given
birth to a typical Arkansas Razorback baby boy,
weighing 25 pounds Nobody can believe that
any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Hog fan just shrugs and replies, "That's
about average back home, folks, like I said,
my boy's a typical Arkansas Razorback baby boy.
Gonna play football for the Hogs."
Congratulations showered him from all around,
amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One
woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The
bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of
that typical Razorback baby that
weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been
making bets about how big he'd be in two
weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a
little suspicious. "What happened? He already
weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born!"

The Razorback father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes
his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

ArkansasHunter · 07-13-2007, 08:52 PM

Dang man you just hurt everybodys feelings here, even mine LMAO....

07-12-2007, 05:55 PM	#1
JBS Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 761	Arkansas Razorback Baby Boy A Razorback fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Arkansas Razorback baby boy, weighing 25 pounds Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Hog fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Arkansas Razorback baby boy. Gonna play football for the Hogs." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Razorback baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Razorback father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

07-13-2007, 08:52 PM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,722	Dang man you just hurt everybodys feelings here, even mine LMAO....