07-27-2007, 05:47 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the rat race
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| Five rules for men to live a happy life Five rules for men to live a happy life 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps around the house, cooks, cleans, and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who laughs at your jokes and can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman you can trust and doesn’t lie to you. 4. It’s important to have a woman that is passionate in bed and likes to be with you. 5. It’s very important these four women do not meet each other.
__________________ "Yeee Hawww...I'm a cowboy on an iron horse." Killer's cabin: http://buckmountainchateau.com/ |
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07-27-2007, 06:10 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2004
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| Ain't that the truth!  |
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07-27-2007, 10:58 PM
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| Resident Armed Liberal   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California
Posts: 8,229
| As I told my wife the last time she accused me of having a girlfriend, "for crying out loud, Woman. I already have you driving me up a wall; why in **** would I want another woman doing it too?"
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07-28-2007, 04:45 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: burton michigan
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|  amen troy |
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07-28-2007, 08:09 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AL
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| Good one! |
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07-28-2007, 09:17 AM
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| I'll Beat You Up!   Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Everywhere you want to be.
Posts: 3,339
| *sigh*
__________________ Ignorantia legis neminem excusat. Ignorance of the law excuses no one. |
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07-28-2007, 04:54 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Edmonds, WA
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...it's okay, we're men, we're a simple creature leading simple lives. We need our dreams. 
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