08-10-2007, 05:44 PM
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| The Mayor   |  More Irish Humor Subject: IRISH JOKE LMAOOOO >> >> Yet another Irish joke. I am still laughing. >> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the >> rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" >> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the >> night! >> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the >> Best toast of the night" >> >> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" >> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in >> church beside me wife." >> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. >> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the >> street corner. >> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other >> night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." >> >> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You >> know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell >> asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him >> come." >> |
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08-10-2007, 07:48 PM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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| Lol Geez my whole family is Irish, I wonder if were kin..lmao |
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08-10-2007, 11:25 PM
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| Resident Armed Liberal  | There's the Irish brewery foreman who had the sad duty of telling a housewife her husband had fallen into a vat of beer and drowned. She burst into tears and cried, "ahh, the poor lad, 'e never stood a chance." And the foreman answered, "beggin' your pardon, ma'am, but the 'ell you say; 'e climbed out twice to take a leak!"
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08-11-2007, 05:02 PM
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| PUKHA DAWG  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C.
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