Cute Taser Story - Page 2

troy2000 · 08-24-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ezearln

I will not calm down A.H. now doggone it I have put up with this BS for 50 years an I think it's high time someones elses name gets abused like Bob or John or Patrick dang it Earl has had enough! Fair is Fair ain't it!

Could be worse, Earl. Your parents could've named you Bruce...

ArkansasHunter · 08-25-2007, 12:17 AM

Or Mike !!!

Oxford · 08-26-2007, 02:34 PM

or according to Johnny Cash...Sue.

Troy · 08-26-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by snuffysmith

Back a looong time ago, when I was a yonker, we farm boys played tag with a device called a cattle prod. This was way before tazers or stun guns etc.
One of those things will move a 2 thousand lb. braumer bull out very quickly, imagine what it will do to a fifteen or sixteen year old. I can still feel those **** things.
Any farm boys out there? Do you know what I'm talking about?
LOL
Snuffy

i know what your talking about. you should see how a 300 lb. pig jumps after getting snapped with a lightning rod.

SilverRun · 08-26-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snuffysmith

Back a looong time ago, when I was a yonker, we farm boys played tag with a device called a cattle prod. This was way before tazers or stun guns etc.
One of those things will move a 2 thousand lb. braumer bull out very quickly, imagine what it will do to a fifteen or sixteen year old. I can still feel those **** things.
Any farm boys out there? Do you know what I'm talking about?
LOL
Snuffy

Oh yea, I know what you are talking about. I got popped accidentally and intentionally a couple times. Will make a believer out of you quick. I learned to make sure not to be touching the cow (especially wet cows - like after a rain), when you stick them with the hotshot!

troy2000 · 08-26-2007, 11:36 PM

A few years back, our German Shepherd and Pit Bull/Boxer mix were trying to sort out who was top dog. They went at it every week or so, and the fights not only got bloodier, they got harder to stop.

Finally my wife bought a cattle prod, and after a couple of three-way go-arounds the dogs said, "Okay. All two of us have put our heads together to peacefully decide who the top dog is, and the decision is unanimous, Miz Cindy; YOU are."

They haven't fought each other since. Of course, I don't blame them; I was a little cautious around the lady even before she got the cattle prod.

ezearln · 08-27-2007, 02:20 PM

I spose I am proud to be named after my Grandpa but doggone it, why do all these here writers for TV and the movies always have to name whoever happens to be their pet village idiot in their story "Earl"

snuffysmith · 08-28-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by troy2000

Finally my wife bought a cattle prod, and after a couple of three-way go-arounds the dogs said, "Okay. All two of us have put our heads together to peacefully decide who the top dog is, and the decision is unanimous, Miz Cindy; YOU are"

Beware the independent woman with a cattle prod!
Specially if she's red headed!
I'll bet you're still real careful around the house, ain't you?

LOL Snuffy

08-26-2007, 02:34 PM	#23
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08-26-2007, 11:36 PM	#26
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,513 Images: 9	A few years back, our German Shepherd and Pit Bull/Boxer mix were trying to sort out who was top dog. They went at it every week or so, and the fights not only got bloodier, they got harder to stop. Finally my wife bought a cattle prod, and after a couple of three-way go-arounds the dogs said, "Okay. All two of us have put our heads together to peacefully decide who the top dog is, and the decision is unanimous, Miz Cindy; YOU are." They haven't fought each other since. Of course, I don't blame them; I was a little cautious around the lady even before she got the cattle prod. __________________ I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said. WF Buckley, Jr Last edited by troy2000; 08-26-2007 at 11:39 PM.

08-27-2007, 02:20 PM	#27
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,175	I spose I am proud to be named after my Grandpa but doggone it, why do all these here writers for TV and the movies always have to name whoever happens to be their pet village idiot in their story "Earl" __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

08-25-2007, 12:17 AM	#22
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,727	Or Mike !!!