"The Thingie"

Oxford · 08-27-2007, 08:17 AM

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie." So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie; which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move it around with her cane , remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in the world."

The other lady asked what she meant. She said, "When I was 20, I was curious about it.

When I was 30, I enjoyed it.

When I was 40, I asked for it.

When I was 50, I paid for it.

When I was 60, I prayed for it.

When I was 70, I forgot about it.

Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I'm too old to squat!

toolman · 08-27-2007, 09:50 AM

That just ain't right OX! :P

cubbieman · 08-27-2007, 03:31 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha good one ox

GrizzlyAdams · 08-27-2007, 03:34 PM

Where do you get these?

Oxford · 08-27-2007, 08:45 PM

I'll swear that I don't make them up. My crazy friends keep sending them to me and I occasionally find one that I think will be funny to others who have a good sense of humor.

ArkansasHunter · 08-27-2007, 09:07 PM

LOL and then some. I can just see those ole ladys HA.

Apollyon67 · 08-29-2007, 08:54 PM

sure, blame your "Crazy" friends

nighthawk80 · 08-30-2007, 01:44 PM

Good thing the Old lady wasn't a golfer

BonePicker · 08-30-2007, 03:39 PM

The main thing to remember about squatting is not to do it if your wearing spurs.

.22guy · 09-02-2007, 01:16 AM

Good one, Ox!

Rave · 09-08-2007, 02:31 PM

Oh,oh,here comes that pesky stray dog again!

footballyears · 09-20-2007, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toolman

That just ain't right OX! :P

it looks correct

08-27-2007, 08:17 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,022 Blog Entries: 4	"The Thingie" There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie." So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie; which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move it around with her cane , remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. She said, "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I'm too old to squat! __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-27-2007, 09:50 AM	#2
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,566 Blog Entries: 22	That just ain't right OX! :P __________________ Don't be messin' with my gun!

08-27-2007, 08:45 PM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,022 Blog Entries: 4	I'll swear that I don't make them up. My crazy friends keep sending them to me and I occasionally find one that I think will be funny to others who have a good sense of humor. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-29-2007, 08:54 PM	#7
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,235 Images: 17	sure, blame your "Crazy" friends __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

08-30-2007, 03:39 PM	#9
BonePicker Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Midwest Posts: 20	Be Very Careful The main thing to remember about squatting is not to do it if your wearing spurs.

08-27-2007, 03:31 PM	#3
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,481	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha good one ox

08-27-2007, 03:34 PM	#4
GrizzlyAdams Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 20	Where do you get these?

08-27-2007, 09:07 PM	#6
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	LOL and then some. I can just see those ole ladys HA.

08-30-2007, 01:44 PM	#8
nighthawk80 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Just south of Central Indiana Posts: 403	Good thing the Old lady wasn't a golfer

09-02-2007, 01:16 AM	#10
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,140	Good one, Ox! __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

09-08-2007, 02:31 PM	#11
Rave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 6,859	Oh,oh,here comes that pesky stray dog again! __________________ USAF '62-'66 .