Eye Exam

Oxford · 09-10-2007, 11:58 AM

A young women visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.

Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?"
Girl: "No."

Doctor: "Can you read the center line?"
Girl: "No."

Doctor: "Can you read the large top line?"
Girl: "No."

Doctor (getting frustrated): "Can you even see the chart?"
Girl: "No."

The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants.

Doctor: "Can you see this?"
Girl: "Of course!"

Doctor: "Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed!"

just_a_car · 09-10-2007, 12:15 PM

*groooooan!*

...and yet, gave me a bit of a chuckle.

Dallas · 09-10-2007, 02:32 PM

I don't know whether to laugh or groan.

.22guy · 09-10-2007, 03:11 PM

Groaaaaaaaaaaan

Cyrille · 09-10-2007, 03:56 PM

ooooooooh bad,bad!

Midas · 09-10-2007, 05:09 PM

I almost chuckled

A-10 · 09-10-2007, 05:45 PM

That's uhhhh... interesting there, Ox.

cubbieman · 09-10-2007, 06:53 PM

hahahahaahahahahahaha lmao good one

but in a very very wrong way

billy · 09-10-2007, 07:16 PM

i smirked.... ke

ep it up!

OZHUNTER62 · 09-10-2007, 07:20 PM

Oh dear!!!

Apollyon67 · 09-10-2007, 07:32 PM

this is what we call an "Oxism" my friends. I am sorry you have to endure so many of these to get the one good one in the bunch.

ArkansasHunter · 09-10-2007, 09:40 PM

HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrDY !!! HAARRRR HAR !!!

09-10-2007, 11:58 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,100 Blog Entries: 4	Eye Exam A young women visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart. Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?" Girl: "No." Doctor: "Can you read the center line?" Girl: "No." Doctor: "Can you read the large top line?" Girl: "No." Doctor (getting frustrated): "Can you even see the chart?" Girl: "No." The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants. Doctor: "Can you see this?" Girl: "Of course!" Doctor: "Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed!" __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

09-10-2007, 12:15 PM	#2
just_a_car Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Edmonds, WA Posts: 3,639	groooooan! ...and yet, gave me a bit of a chuckle. __________________

09-10-2007, 02:32 PM	#3
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,609	I don't know whether to laugh or groan. __________________ Those who forget History are condemed to repeat it.

09-10-2007, 03:11 PM	#4
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,254	Groaaaaaaaaaaan __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

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Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,902 Images: 2 Blog Entries: 6	I almost chuckled __________________ "Recoil lasts for a second, gravity lasts forever"

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Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,905	ooooooooh bad,bad!

09-10-2007, 05:45 PM	#7
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 762	That's uhhhh... interesting there, Ox.

09-10-2007, 06:53 PM	#8
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,550	hahahahaahahahahahaha lmao good one but in a very very wrong way

09-10-2007, 07:16 PM	#9
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 14,254 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 154	i smirked.... keep it up! __________________ "I would never die for my beliefs because what if I'm wrong?"- Bertrand Russell

09-10-2007, 07:20 PM	#10
OZHUNTER62 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 174	Oh dear!!!

09-10-2007, 07:32 PM	#11
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	this is what we call an "Oxism" my friends. I am sorry you have to endure so many of these to get the one good one in the bunch. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

09-10-2007, 09:40 PM	#12
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrDY !!! HAARRRR HAR !!!