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Old 10-05-2007, 06:57 AM   #1
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Finally, Someone Has Cleared This Up For Me....

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. Most have naively thought this connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

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Old 10-05-2007, 07:08 AM   #2
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Now we know thanks nighthawk80 for that valueable information. LOL A.H LOL
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:03 AM   #3
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Dang and here I thunk it were the Virginal reset button! Well pooey!
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:29 AM   #4
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Dang and here I thunk it were the Virginal reset button! Well pooey!
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:53 AM   #5
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I think I've seen that before, but it's d#$n funny!
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Old 10-18-2007, 02:12 AM   #6
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theres this guy i know, his name is "john", me and him are friends, I call him all the time.
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Old 10-18-2007, 12:47 PM   #7
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Good one Nighthawk!
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