10-09-2007, 02:52 PM
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| Why Men Are Never Depressed
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mec hanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. |
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10-09-2007, 03:07 PM
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I've seen it before, but I love reading it everytime! So many truths there. 
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10-09-2007, 03:48 PM
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| PUKHA DAWG  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C.
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All points are true.
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10-09-2007, 03:56 PM
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All I need is my gun,food,girl.
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10-09-2007, 04:20 PM
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Seems reasonable.
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10-09-2007, 06:34 PM
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Oh that was great! love it!
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10-09-2007, 06:45 PM
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I liked it too and liked being reminded...A.H
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10-10-2007, 10:03 PM
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Man becomes unhappy when some woman wants to change one of those points. If it ante broken then don't try to fix it. Oz
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10-11-2007, 06:55 PM
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Totally different mindsets . . . Man marries Woman thinking she'll never change. Woman marries Man thinking she will completely change him. Neither are happy for long. 
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10-11-2007, 11:03 PM
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I actually fit some of that, which is either scary or I'm the perfect woman (yeah, it's just scary). And I've met some men who fit very little of it. How bad is it for a guy when he has a woman open a jar for him? LOL! |
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10-12-2007, 05:22 AM
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very bad SL, very very bad I don't see why you would waste 25 minutes Christmas shopping, you just grab 25 $10 bills from the bank and you're good |
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10-12-2007, 10:18 AM
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Depends SL if'n she's opening up a jar of olives to drop one or two into my perfect Tom Collins she's just mixed for me
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10-12-2007, 12:59 PM
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10-12-2007, 01:02 PM
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Marriage isn't a word it's a sentence ! Marriage is grand, Divorce is 20 Grand!
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10-12-2007, 03:15 PM
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Marriage/divorce is like tennis. Starts love love ends someone has to win. After about 35 years, she is still trying to change me I keep trying to stay the same. Neither is winning, opposites attract, to the attack. Oz
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10-12-2007, 10:22 PM
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10-12-2007, 11:20 PM
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And SL just what was he intending with them thar pickles? Better have been sumthin good like fresh grilled salmon salad! LMSAO
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