Top Ten Reasons Why Men Sometimes Prefer Guns to Women

Romey · 10-10-2007, 11:03 PM

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Sometimes Prefer Guns to Women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun does not mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun does not ask, " Do these grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR THE GUN.

jashoffa · 10-11-2007, 12:38 AM

Very Nice!

gunney_m · 10-11-2007, 12:44 AM

I agree but, you there's one thing guns can't do.

jashoffa · 10-11-2007, 03:12 AM

Gunney M, you're right, new list top ten reason's women are better than guns:

10. Sex
9, Sex
8. Sex
7. SEx
6. SeX
5. SEX
4. SEX
3. sEX
2. Sex

And the #1 reason women are better than guns... BJ's

quickgunner · 10-11-2007, 08:21 AM

A gun will not complain about having more than one in the bedroom.

gunney_m · 10-11-2007, 12:46 PM

Good one.

stitchclimber · 10-18-2007, 11:56 PM

I'm with ya jashoffa

10-11-2007, 12:38 AM	#2
jashoffa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 379 Trader Rating: (0)	Very Nice! __________________ "I don't go shooting without my guns and they don't go shooting without me!" Member NRA

10-11-2007, 03:12 AM	#4
jashoffa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 379 Trader Rating: (0)	Gunney M, you're right, new list top ten reason's women are better than guns: 10. Sex 9, Sex 8. Sex 7. SEx 6. SeX 5. SEX 4. SEX 3. sEX 2. Sex And the #1 reason women are better than guns... BJ's __________________ "I don't go shooting without my guns and they don't go shooting without me!" Member NRA

10-18-2007, 11:56 PM	#7
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 925 Trader Rating: (0)	I'm with ya jashoffa __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

10-10-2007, 11:03 PM	#1
Romey Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montana Posts: 437 Trader Rating: (0)	Top Ten Reasons Why Men Sometimes Prefer Guns to Women Top Ten Reasons Why Men Sometimes Prefer Guns to Women 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun does not mind if you keep another gun for a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 5. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun does not ask, " Do these grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR THE GUN. __________________ Romey High Country Knives http://www.highcountryknives.com

10-11-2007, 12:44 AM	#3
gunney_m Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Muskogee,Ok Posts: 1,931 Trader Rating: (0)	I agree but, you there's one thing guns can't do.

10-11-2007, 08:21 AM	#5
quickgunner Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 27 Trader Rating: (0)	A gun will not complain about having more than one in the bedroom.

10-11-2007, 12:46 PM	#6
gunney_m Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Muskogee,Ok Posts: 1,931 Trader Rating: (0)	Good one.