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Old 10-17-2007, 08:41 AM   #1
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Navy get a new ship

USS William Jefferson Clinton -
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:22 AM   #2
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Was that boat/ship used to haul human waste out to sea ? Very befitting isn't it.
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Old 10-17-2007, 10:02 AM   #3
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That is a great ship.The navy really doesnt need that much,an old rowboat would do for all the fighting they can muster.If they didnt have the Marines to protect them they probably wouldnt exist. sam.
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:29 AM   #4
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Actually there is a rumor going around Washington that if Hillary gets elected the Navy already has a ship ready to name for her. It will be the AC-2 USS Hllary Rodham Clinton. AC stands for assault canoe. It will hold a crew of three with one large hamock (don't ask don't tell) it will be camofluaged to port by being painted day glo pink and to starboard by being painted the gay pride rainbow colors. It will be equipped with an off the shelf (the dump, actually) 2 stroke motor. It's primary misssion is to provide escort and port security for the William Jefferson Clinton.

The first ship in the class, AC-1 the USS Larry Craig promptly sailed into the closet when it was launched.
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Old 10-17-2007, 06:07 PM   #5
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That is a great ship.The navy really doesnt need that much,an old rowboat would do for all the fighting they can muster.If they didnt have the Marines to protect them they probably wouldnt exist. sam.
I hope you're refering to the ex-C&C and not the U.S. Navy!
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Old 10-17-2007, 06:24 PM   #6
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Samuel . . . we in the USN had this nifty old tradition called "Keel Hauling" . . .
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Old 10-17-2007, 06:39 PM   #7
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Samuel . . . we in the USN had this nifty old tradition called "Keel Hauling" . . .
I dont know how that works. I do know what they mean by "every Marine is a rifleman. Truthfully all I have is respect for the Navy. samuel.
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Old 10-17-2007, 10:42 PM   #8
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Viciously, inexcusably unfair and anti-Clinton. but what the heck; it was funny anyway.
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