Barber doing community service

pball942 · 10-28-2007, 01:12 AM

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist is
pleased and leaves
the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Republican is very happy and
leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business'
and Becoming More Successful.'

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Democrat is very happy and
leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

toolman · 10-28-2007, 01:32 AM

BTW, This is the only suitable smiley that would work, sorry if it's a bit weak!

btw,

Oxford · 10-28-2007, 07:22 PM

I'm still laughing.

Full MeTal Jack · 10-28-2007, 07:37 PM

Oh god! Wondered where that was going?
Was getting for a slap at conservatives.

BANDIDO · 11-04-2007, 05:44 AM

This was really a good one.

SilverRun · 11-04-2007, 09:06 AM

Good one!!

10-28-2007, 01:12 AM	#1
pball942 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 256	Barber doing community service One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and Becoming More Successful.' Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. __________________ Running is not a plan. Running is what you do when your plan fails.

10-28-2007, 01:32 AM	#2
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,582 Blog Entries: 22	BTW, This is the only suitable smiley that would work, sorry if it's a bit weak! btw, __________________ Don't be messin' with my gun! Last edited by toolman; 10-28-2007 at 01:38 AM.

10-28-2007, 07:22 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	I'm still laughing. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

10-28-2007, 07:37 PM	#4
Full MeTal Jack Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Southeast Texas Posts: 1,427 Images: 1	Oh god! Wondered where that was going? Was getting for a slap at conservatives. __________________ [IMG]http://img287.echo.cx/img287/63/9130110x100a4vb.jpg

11-04-2007, 05:44 AM	#5
BANDIDO Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: GREECE Posts: 42	This was really a good one.

11-04-2007, 09:06 AM	#6
SilverRun Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AL Posts: 1,661	Good one!!