Wife is still mad...

killer · 10-30-2007, 01:48 AM

My wife came downstairs the other night and found me sitting in the dark and asked me, "What are you doing down here?"

I asked her if she remembered the night her Dad caught me and her in my car in the driveway making love when we were still in highschool, and he put a shotgun in my face and said, "Son your going to make an honest woman out of my daughter and marry her or I'll see that you go to prison for 20 years for rape."

The wife got kind of of teary eyed and said, "Oh honey yes I remember that, what in the world made you think of that?"

I cleared my throat and got kind of teary eyed myself replying. "Well today I would have been getting out of prison."

gunney_m · 10-30-2007, 04:15 AM

Oh SH*t, that's a good one.

GoodAim · 10-30-2007, 09:19 AM

But he ain't gettin outta that marriage LOL

mrbassantlers · 10-30-2007, 09:56 AM

Do you mind if I use that one?

ArkansasHunter · 10-30-2007, 11:43 AM

I thought you were gonna say she caught you foddling...... a new gun you didn't tell her you bought.....Or ...A.H

.22guy · 10-30-2007, 12:49 PM

Nice

two-70 · 10-30-2007, 02:11 PM

Lmbo

Oxford · 10-30-2007, 04:08 PM

Great story. But remember that "what goes around, comes around." Hopefully you're tactful with your own kids.

jerry · 10-30-2007, 06:02 PM

even my wife laughed att that one

10-30-2007, 01:48 AM	#1
killer Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the rat race Posts: 906 Images: 6	Wife is still mad... My wife came downstairs the other night and found me sitting in the dark and asked me, "What are you doing down here?" I asked her if she remembered the night her Dad caught me and her in my car in the driveway making love when we were still in highschool, and he put a shotgun in my face and said, "Son your going to make an honest woman out of my daughter and marry her or I'll see that you go to prison for 20 years for rape." The wife got kind of of teary eyed and said, "Oh honey yes I remember that, what in the world made you think of that?" I cleared my throat and got kind of teary eyed myself replying. "Well today I would have been getting out of prison." __________________ "Yeee Hawww...I'm a cowboy on an iron horse." Killer's cabin: http://buckmountainchateau.com/

10-30-2007, 09:19 AM	#3
GoodAim Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beaumont Tx Posts: 388	But he ain't gettin outta that marriage LOL __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Power is useless with out Direction.

10-30-2007, 09:56 AM	#4
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10-30-2007, 02:11 PM	#7
two-70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ponca city, oklahoma Posts: 1,783	Lmbo __________________ What Would Jesus Do ????? Just Ask Him.

10-30-2007, 04:15 AM	#2
gunney_m Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Muskogee,Ok Posts: 1,931	Oh SH*t, that's a good one.

10-30-2007, 11:43 AM	#5
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,912	I thought you were gonna say she caught you foddling...... a new gun you didn't tell her you bought.....Or ...A.H

10-30-2007, 04:08 PM	#8
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,073 Blog Entries: 4	Great story. But remember that "what goes around, comes around." Hopefully you're tactful with your own kids. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

10-30-2007, 06:02 PM	#9
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,117 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	even my wife laughed att that one __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed