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Old 11-25-2007, 03:24 PM   #1
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finding a rose in the rain

Today I went to china mart (save the flames, guys) to get some stuff and check on ammo. When I came out of the store, a nice looking young lady with a Red Cross jacket on asked me if I wanted to give blood(common thing around here).
I smiled sweetly and told her that I had been exposed to mad cow disease; she expressed her sympathy and I explained I had been married to one for sixteen years. LOL

I love pulling that one. First chance in a while.

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Old 11-26-2007, 03:04 AM   #2
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I hope your wife doesn’t read this! LOL
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Old 11-26-2007, 03:20 AM   #3
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Old 11-26-2007, 12:51 PM   #4
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She's my x-wife! That's what makes it so sweet when I get to pull it.

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Old 11-26-2007, 06:28 PM   #5
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plans to stay on snuffy's good side - if he says that about ex wife - hate to think what he may say about new aquaintences that tick him off lol
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