DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS !

Mooseman684 · 12-13-2007, 11:58 PM

DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he' s a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.
When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,

"You gonna tell him or should I"??

ArkansasHunter · 12-14-2007, 12:08 AM

ROFL and I think I woke my wife up !

aris_unlimited · 12-14-2007, 08:10 AM

LOL that is awesome!!

Oxford · 12-14-2007, 10:56 AM

I had to send that one on to my crazy friends. I'm still ROFL.

jerry · 12-14-2007, 11:00 AM

Uh huh

neophyte · 12-14-2007, 11:01 AM

Mooseman684: you aint right

ROLMAO

.22guy · 12-14-2007, 12:18 PM

That was great!

HandsomeRob · 12-14-2007, 04:46 PM

that was good, reminds me of when I used to have to get up to feed the horses.

12-13-2007, 11:58 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,638 Images: 2	DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS ! DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he' s a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I"?? __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

12-14-2007, 08:10 AM	#3
aris_unlimited Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Payson, UT Posts: 82	LOL that is awesome!! __________________ "Strength is not in numbers, it's in singular determination." Life Member NRA Life Member NAHC

12-14-2007, 10:56 AM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,022 Blog Entries: 4	I had to send that one on to my crazy friends. I'm still ROFL. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-14-2007, 11:01 AM	#6
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,500 Blog Entries: 2	right Mooseman684: you aint right ROLMAO __________________ Craig By the standards of most

12-14-2007, 12:18 PM	#7
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,140	That was great! __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

12-14-2007, 12:08 AM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	ROFL and I think I woke my wife up !

12-14-2007, 11:00 AM	#5
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,870 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Uh huh

12-14-2007, 04:46 PM	#8
HandsomeRob Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Wisconsin Posts: 170	that was good, reminds me of when I used to have to get up to feed the horses. __________________ You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.