Talking Clock

ArkansasHunter · 12-26-2007, 04:55 PM

Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole. it's three-fifteen in the morning".
***

musicmaniac · 12-26-2007, 04:56 PM

HAHA!!! Nice.

Windwalker · 12-26-2007, 06:23 PM

good one.

ArkansasHunter · 12-26-2007, 07:44 PM

Must not of been to good ain't no one else read it !!!!!

jmp8927 · 12-26-2007, 09:28 PM

Not good? What? I think it's hilarious!

Seabeescotty · 12-27-2007, 01:43 AM

A clock with a foul mouth!

.22guy · 12-27-2007, 02:05 AM

Good one!

billy · 12-27-2007, 07:07 AM

i want one!

.22hustler · 12-27-2007, 07:21 AM

sweet

Thunder-223 · 01-05-2008, 01:20 AM

thats funny have to try it one night

bored2bhere · 01-18-2008, 09:58 PM

5 out of 5 clean yet lol funny

japbyrne · 01-19-2008, 05:26 PM

brill...Bet it was the wife

Shootester · 01-19-2008, 10:12 PM

That was great one! LOL

mosquitofish · 05-14-2008, 02:27 PM

R R R , earth humor.

CalifgirlinOk · 05-14-2008, 05:51 PM

CUTE ONE AH......

ezearln · 05-14-2008, 06:12 PM

That's just classic A.H. !!!

ArkansasHunter · 05-14-2008, 06:15 PM

I like the one with the old feller sitting on a bench at a Mall and this punk sits down across from him.
The punk has multicolored hair...Check it out. LOL

CalifgirlinOk · 05-14-2008, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

I like the one with the old feller sitting on a bench at a Mall and this punk sits down across from him.
The punk has multicolored hair...Check it out. LOL

I like that one a lot also.I always like to start the day with a good joke...Keeps Caligirl Happy.......

12-26-2007, 04:55 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	Talking Clock Talking Clock A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole. it's three-fifteen in the morning". ***

12-26-2007, 04:56 PM	#2
musicmaniac Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 470 Images: 7	HAHA!!! Nice. __________________ A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud

12-26-2007, 09:28 PM	#5
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,136 Images: 15	Not good? What? I think it's hilarious! __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.

12-27-2007, 02:05 AM	#7
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,140	Good one! __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

12-27-2007, 07:07 AM	#8
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 11,970 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	i want one! __________________ just leave britney ALONE! she's going thru a hard time snivel sniff....WAH

12-26-2007, 06:23 PM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,541	good one.

12-26-2007, 07:44 PM	#4
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	Must not of been to good ain't no one else read it !!!!!

12-27-2007, 01:43 AM	#6
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,994 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	A clock with a foul mouth!

12-27-2007, 07:21 AM	#9
.22hustler Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 896	sweet

01-05-2008, 01:20 AM	#10
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia Posts: 119	thats funny have to try it one night

01-18-2008, 09:58 PM	#11
bored2bhere Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: mississippi Posts: 399 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 3	5 out of 5 clean yet lol funny __________________ "Only the dead have seen the end of war"-Apolos

01-19-2008, 05:26 PM	#12
japbyrne Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: southern ireland Posts: 16	brill...Bet it was the wife

01-19-2008, 10:12 PM	#13
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 217	That was great one! LOL

05-14-2008, 02:27 PM	#14
mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 308	R R R , earth humor.

05-14-2008, 05:51 PM	#15
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,733	CUTE ONE AH...... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

05-14-2008, 06:12 PM	#16
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,175	That's just classic A.H. !!! __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

05-14-2008, 06:15 PM	#17
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,678	I like the one with the old feller sitting on a bench at a Mall and this punk sits down across from him. The punk has multicolored hair...Check it out. LOL