Dave and his wife

Oxford · 07-26-2002, 04:56 PM

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink Budweiser."

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave!"
:nod:

alan c. · 07-26-2002, 07:26 PM

Can't laugh to loud--Don't want wifey looking over my shoulder.

Eric · 07-26-2002, 09:56 PM

I hope I can remember that one. Very, very funny. LOL!

NRAJOE · 07-26-2002, 10:45 PM

Man wives just don't understand coincidences do they?

07-26-2002, 04:56 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,022 Blog Entries: 4	Dave and his wife Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says,"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real *** tonight, Dave!" :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".** Last edited by Oxford; 07-26-2002 at 11:42 PM.

07-26-2002, 09:56 PM	#3
Eric Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: USA Posts: 673	I hope I can remember that one. Very, very funny. LOL! __________________ I told him straight up, "You are an idiot for bringing those two fists to this gun fight."

07-26-2002, 10:45 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	Man wives just don't understand coincidences do they? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

07-26-2002, 07:26 PM	#2
alan c. Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,767 Images: 15	Can't laugh to loud--Don't want wifey looking over my shoulder.