Texas T's first diagnosis

Oxford · 12-30-2007, 01:14 PM

Bill finally had to visit Texas T last week and this is what happened...

The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and start a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need.. a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Bill tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Bill though t for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, frowning, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

billy · 12-30-2007, 01:19 PM

heehee

Mooseman684 · 12-30-2007, 01:40 PM

Now that was funny....

A-10 · 12-30-2007, 02:31 PM

that's horrible

FadingStarlight · 12-30-2007, 02:46 PM

LOL LOL LOL!!!!! That made my day.

TexasT · 12-30-2007, 02:46 PM

We need more men wearing underwear that are too small. It would solve a lot of problems!

billy · 12-30-2007, 02:48 PM

i gotta headache

Johnny_Revolver · 12-30-2007, 03:22 PM

Busted!

Seabeescotty · 12-30-2007, 03:24 PM

TT, what about them as don't wear none? You may send an entire part of humanity into extinction, and leave them there underwearless ones in charge! Scotty

ArkansasHunter · 12-30-2007, 03:28 PM

I heard it before and it's just as funny now as it was then. LOL

Mooseman684 · 12-30-2007, 03:34 PM

I thought tightey whiteys were the cure for Collidus...
When the left one collides with the right one...Ouch!
LOL...

Oxford · 12-30-2007, 03:36 PM

Billy...you should have gone to K-Mart for their Blue Light special on "damaged due to shipping underwear" that fits cowboys who claim to need extra large underwear.

Maybe Texas T will do a reverse castration operation on you if you promise to show her your .454 revolver later.

TexasT · 12-30-2007, 03:37 PM

Only the strong survive, Scotty! Not all males need to wear them tight, just a few...

ShawnF · 12-30-2007, 03:46 PM

hmmm, guess there is a lesson to be learned, commando is ok....or at least thats what i got out of it....lol

billy · 12-30-2007, 03:47 PM

no wonder i gotta headache!

thats me on the way to the range.

Oxford · 12-30-2007, 03:55 PM

Bill...if the shorts in your pic are what you were wearing...I can understand why you got a headache, too.

samuel · 12-30-2007, 03:56 PM

I am not going to worry about parts that dont see action anymore. sam.

Oxford · 12-30-2007, 03:57 PM

They could rust, Sam.

snuffysmith · 12-30-2007, 07:58 PM

That actually makes me feel better about my life. LOL

Snuffy

ArkansasHunter · 12-30-2007, 08:07 PM

Well can someone tell me what makes women have so many Headaches ?
Maybe they need to wear looser drawers !!! LMAO

12-30-2007, 01:14 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Texas T's first diagnosis Bill finally had to visit Texas T last week and this is what happened... The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and start a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need.. a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Bill tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Bill though t for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, frowning, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-30-2007, 01:19 PM	#2
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 14,261 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 154	heehee __________________ "I would never die for my beliefs because what if I'm wrong?"- Bertrand Russell

12-30-2007, 01:40 PM	#3
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	Now that was funny.... __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

12-30-2007, 02:31 PM	#4
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 762	that's horrible __________________ If there's nothing worth dying for, there's nothing worth living for.

12-30-2007, 02:46 PM	#6
TexasT No Whining Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 4,946 Blog Entries: 17	We need more men wearing underwear that are too small. It would solve a lot of problems! __________________ I walk like this because I can back it up.

12-30-2007, 02:46 PM	#5
FadingStarlight Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mid-Michigan Posts: 40	LOL LOL LOL!!!!! That made my day.

12-30-2007, 02:48 PM	#7
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 14,261 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 154	i gotta headache __________________ "I would never die for my beliefs because what if I'm wrong?"- Bertrand Russell

12-30-2007, 03:24 PM	#9
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	TT, what about them as don't wear none? You may send an entire part of humanity into extinction, and leave them there underwearless ones in charge! Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

12-30-2007, 03:28 PM	#10
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	I heard it before and it's just as funny now as it was then. LOL

12-30-2007, 03:34 PM	#11
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	I thought tightey whiteys were the cure for Collidus... When the left one collides with the right one...Ouch! LOL... __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

12-30-2007, 03:36 PM	#12
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Billy...you should have gone to K-Mart for their Blue Light special on "damaged due to shipping underwear" that fits cowboys who claim to need extra large underwear. Maybe Texas T will do a reverse castration operation on you if you promise to show her your .454 revolver later. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-30-2007, 03:37 PM	#13
TexasT No Whining Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 4,946 Blog Entries: 17	Only the strong survive, Scotty! Not all males need to wear them tight, just a few... __________________ I walk like this because I can back it up.

12-30-2007, 03:46 PM	#14
ShawnF Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Buffalo Wyoming Posts: 140	hmmm, guess there is a lesson to be learned, commando is ok....or at least thats what i got out of it....lol

12-30-2007, 03:47 PM	#15
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 14,261 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 154	no wonder i gotta headache! thats me on the way to the range. __________________ "I would never die for my beliefs because what if I'm wrong?"- Bertrand Russell Last edited by billy; 12-30-2007 at 03:48 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

12-30-2007, 03:55 PM	#16
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Bill...if the shorts in your pic are what you were wearing...I can understand why you got a headache, too. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-30-2007, 03:56 PM	#17
samuel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,199	I am not going to worry about parts that dont see action anymore. sam.

12-30-2007, 03:57 PM	#18
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	They could rust, Sam. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

12-30-2007, 07:58 PM	#19
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 580	That actually makes me feel better about my life. LOL Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything KTALGSTO

12-30-2007, 08:07 PM	#20
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Well can someone tell me what makes women have so many Headaches ? Maybe they need to wear looser drawers !!! LMAO