Texas Aggie

ArkansasHunter · 12-30-2007, 09:54 PM

Bulls & Balls!

A young Aggie stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and
roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look
good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The Aggie, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation
down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the Aggie returned, placed his order, and then that evening he
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and
inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These
are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull
wins."

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Seabeescotty · 12-31-2007, 09:23 PM

A.H., why was I expecting that? Great story, another one for the underdog. You have a great New Year next door in Ark. country. I look forward to meeting you for real one of these days.

Scotty

12-30-2007, 09:54 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Texas Aggie Bulls & Balls! A young Aggie stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The Aggie, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the Aggie returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins." No Comments !!! Last edited by ArkansasHunter; 12-31-2007 at 10:54 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

12-31-2007, 09:23 PM	#2
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	A.H., why was I expecting that? Great story, another one for the underdog. You have a great New Year next door in Ark. country. I look forward to meeting you for real one of these days.Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge