I gotta tell this story

Seabeescotty · 01-01-2008, 10:18 AM

Last night, While I was on the computer, my terrier started barking at the back door. Well, I picked up the 1911 That I keep handy for varmints that go bump in the night. I opened the door, and took a look. I figured the coyotes had gotten brave again, so I put a round into the woodpile. I closed the door and looked around, and all the house animals had disappeared. I found my wife's Pomeranian under the bed. I found my terrier under the couch in the TV room. Now we have a cat that weighs in at 24 pounds, and I never did find him last night. I don't know where he hid, but he finally came out this morning when he got hungry. I can only hope it worked as well on the coyotes as it did on the house critters!

Scotty

Windwalker · 01-01-2008, 11:52 AM

Well, it worked on the house critters anyway.lol

two-70 · 01-01-2008, 05:34 PM

lol that was funny

billy · 01-01-2008, 05:45 PM

well you know what to do if any of the house pets start acting up!

JSnover · 01-01-2008, 06:25 PM

That'll teach that ol' wood pile a lesson, eh? Damn straight!

jerry · 01-01-2008, 06:31 PM

good campfire story

damage855 · 01-01-2008, 08:54 PM

I have problems with Kiots also I went out on night they were howling in the back yard with my mag-light and my .40 glock saw one about 50yrds off. i knew i couldn't hit him but i threw a few rounds his way to run him off. it worked but now every time i pick up my mag-light my boxer bull dog runs aparnetly she thinks that is what made the loud noises that night.

Magnumsrule · 01-01-2008, 11:41 PM

My uncles dog goes nuts whenever you start chooting and will try climbing on the closest person. Only prob is the dog weighs like 130 pounds and is about as high as ur waist.

ArkansasHunter · 01-02-2008, 12:04 AM

I believe you got a Big Foot lerking around outside at night and your pets smelled it and hid !
I'd be careful they don't like being shot at

!!!...A.H

P.S. I shot at one, one time and that bugger came back in the wee hours in the morning and took a Chit right under my carport door.
When my ole lady got up that morn'in she went out to get the paper and stepped in that big pile of Big Foot Chit and fell and slid to the end of the drive way...We got a long driveway !

She's a pretty tuff ole gal and she didn't didn't get hurt but she shor did stink for a long time.
Big Foot Chit is hard to wash the smell off, but not as hard as Skunk Funk.

She set up all night with a 10 ga. H&R shotgun for a solid month for that Big Foot to come back but he never did.
Be careful...A.H

Seabeescotty · 01-02-2008, 12:00 PM

All I have to do these days is release the slide on my 45 or operate the bolt on a rifle, and everybody heads for a hidey-hole. Since my wife's been gone, the house animals have been acting "needy". they're worse than a buncha stick-tights. The damn cat came in and sat on my head this morning and came real close to being terminated with extreme prejudice. Hell, I don't even let my wife get away with that. But I taught her to shoot, so if she does ever do it, I'll probably just whine alot! I've never seen anyone take to shooting straight like she did.

Scotty

at4rxj · 01-03-2008, 03:21 PM

I thought you were going to say the cat was in the woodpile.

Arkiemike · 01-03-2008, 10:04 PM

Our dog, a 100 lb Malamute, started barking last night. Glad I didn't do what you did, it was the UPS man.

He probably wouldn't have completed the delivery!!!!

texnmidwest · 01-03-2008, 10:15 PM

Nothing I hate worse than pesky 'yotes! Give 'em lead!

My Uncle used to have that happen out on the ranch in South Texas. It most of the time was critters but sometimes it was a migrant worker looking for food and work. He always made sure what was out there before heatin' up the single shot 12g barrel.

FadingStarlight · 01-03-2008, 10:22 PM

No coyotes in my back yard, but I did give a squirrel a nice lead earring at my folks' house. My ma's ugly outdoor thermometer caught hell too...

texnmidwest · 01-03-2008, 10:25 PM

That will learn that thermometer to smart off like that!!

CalifgirlinOk · 01-04-2008, 06:03 PM

Alright ever'body, Number one, I go out and holler, "Big Foot, that you?" If he don't answer, Too too bad! And I guess you all noticed, my wife joined up. Now I told her, don't be lettin' folks sweet talk you out of no juicy stuff, or the whole world will know. I hope she listened to me this time! Truly, she's a good gal to stay on the good side of, could probably whup me for real if she took a notion. I think she's already having fun, getting a big kick out of the hello's. Well, got in from Tulsa at 2 am, had to get up and go grocery shopping, Tired and talk to ya'll in a bit. Scotty

Seabeescotty · 01-04-2008, 06:10 PM

OOps! Shows how tired I am. Posting when my wife is logged on. Oh well, no harm, no foul. I'm gonna take a nap, maybe that'll snap things back into place. Scotty

texnmidwest · 01-04-2008, 06:33 PM

Dat you Big Foot?

LMAO!

I am so darn glad I found this forum. I have not had laughs like this since my little brother found the chocolate in the medicine cabinet!

Momoney567 · 01-04-2008, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSnover

That'll teach that ol' wood pile a lesson, eh? Damn straight!

Lmfao

Big Dog · 01-05-2008, 01:13 AM

I once had a hecoon getting into my trashcans late at night. I opened my bedroom window one fine night - it was one of those low ones I could slide out of.
So when I hear Mr. Coon rummaging, I grab the Maglight and the Paintball Pistol - racked one into the chamber. I crawl out the window quiet-like. I rounded the corner of the trailer, put the Maglight beam on Mr. Coon - he was head-down in my trashcan.

BANG!!
Popped in the haunches with a paintball - I never knew a Coon could jump so high and run so fast! He was a pink,black & gray blur . . .

Never saw him again.

01-01-2008, 10:18 AM	#1
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 6,964 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	I gotta tell this story Last night, While I was on the computer, my terrier started barking at the back door. Well, I picked up the 1911 That I keep handy for varmints that go bump in the night. I opened the door, and took a look. I figured the coyotes had gotten brave again, so I put a round into the woodpile. I closed the door and looked around, and all the house animals had disappeared. I found my wife's Pomeranian under the bed. I found my terrier under the couch in the TV room. Now we have a cat that weighs in at 24 pounds, and I never did find him last night. I don't know where he hid, but he finally came out this morning when he got hungry. I can only hope it worked as well on the coyotes as it did on the house critters!Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge IN GOD WE TRUST!

01-01-2008, 05:34 PM	#3
two-70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ponca city, oklahoma Posts: 1,783	lol that was funny __________________ What Would Jesus Do ????? Just Ask Him.

01-01-2008, 05:45 PM	#4
billy Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 19,731 Images: 10 Blog Entries: 161	well you know what to do if any of the house pets start acting up! __________________

01-01-2008, 08:54 PM	#7
damage855 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 956 Blog Entries: 1	I have problems with Kiots also I went out on night they were howling in the back yard with my mag-light and my .40 glock saw one about 50yrds off. i knew i couldn't hit him but i threw a few rounds his way to run him off. it worked but now every time i pick up my mag-light my boxer bull dog runs aparnetly she thinks that is what made the loud noises that night. __________________ If total goverment control will make us all safer, then why are prisons so dangerous?

01-01-2008, 11:41 PM	#8
Magnumsrule Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Northern Alberta, Canada Posts: 603 Blog Entries: 2	My uncles dog goes nuts whenever you start chooting and will try climbing on the closest person. Only prob is the dog weighs like 130 pounds and is about as high as ur waist. __________________ Cartridge Group Like to discuss cartridges? Join HERE!

01-01-2008, 11:52 AM	#2
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,100	Well, it worked on the house critters anyway.lol

01-01-2008, 06:25 PM	#5
JSnover Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 186	That'll teach that ol' wood pile a lesson, eh? Damn straight!

01-01-2008, 06:31 PM	#6
jerry Short Time Shirt Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 13,229 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	good campfire story

01-02-2008, 12:04 AM	#9
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 17,217	I believe you got a Big Foot lerking around outside at night and your pets smelled it and hid ! I'd be careful they don't like being shot at !!!...A.H P.S. I shot at one, one time and that bugger came back in the wee hours in the morning and took a Chit right under my carport door. When my ole lady got up that morn'in she went out to get the paper and stepped in that big pile of Big Foot Chit and fell and slid to the end of the drive way...We got a long driveway ! She's a pretty tuff ole gal and she didn't didn't get hurt but she shor did stink for a long time. Big Foot Chit is hard to wash the smell off, but not as hard as Skunk Funk. She set up all night with a 10 ga. H&R shotgun for a solid month for that Big Foot to come back but he never did. Be careful...A.H __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER Last edited by ArkansasHunter; 01-02-2008 at 12:13 AM.

01-02-2008, 12:00 PM	#10
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 6,964 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	All I have to do these days is release the slide on my 45 or operate the bolt on a rifle, and everybody heads for a hidey-hole. Since my wife's been gone, the house animals have been acting "needy". they're worse than a buncha stick-tights. The damn cat came in and sat on my head this morning and came real close to being terminated with extreme prejudice. Hell, I don't even let my wife get away with that. But I taught her to shoot, so if she does ever do it, I'll probably just whine alot! I've never seen anyone take to shooting straight like she did.Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge IN GOD WE TRUST!

01-03-2008, 03:21 PM	#11
at4rxj Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,109 Images: 10	I thought you were going to say the cat was in the woodpile.

01-03-2008, 10:04 PM	#12
Arkiemike Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: SW Arkansas Posts: 78	Our dog, a 100 lb Malamute, started barking last night. Glad I didn't do what you did, it was the UPS man. He probably wouldn't have completed the delivery!!!!

01-03-2008, 10:15 PM	#13
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,978	Nothing I hate worse than pesky 'yotes! Give 'em lead! My Uncle used to have that happen out on the ranch in South Texas. It most of the time was critters but sometimes it was a migrant worker looking for food and work. He always made sure what was out there before heatin' up the single shot 12g barrel. __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

01-03-2008, 10:22 PM	#14
FadingStarlight Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mid-Michigan Posts: 40	No coyotes in my back yard, but I did give a squirrel a nice lead earring at my folks' house. My ma's ugly outdoor thermometer caught hell too... __________________ Shoot like a girl...if you can!

01-03-2008, 10:25 PM	#15
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,978	That will learn that thermometer to smart off like that!! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

01-04-2008, 06:03 PM	#16
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 7,756	Alright ever'body, Number one, I go out and holler, "Big Foot, that you?" If he don't answer, Too too bad! And I guess you all noticed, my wife joined up. Now I told her, don't be lettin' folks sweet talk you out of no juicy stuff, or the whole world will know. I hope she listened to me this time! Truly, she's a good gal to stay on the good side of, could probably whup me for real if she took a notion. I think she's already having fun, getting a big kick out of the hello's. Well, got in from Tulsa at 2 am, had to get up and go grocery shopping, Tired and talk to ya'll in a bit. Scotty

01-04-2008, 06:10 PM	#17
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 6,964 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	OOps! Shows how tired I am. Posting when my wife is logged on. Oh well, no harm, no foul. I'm gonna take a nap, maybe that'll snap things back into place. Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge IN GOD WE TRUST!

01-04-2008, 06:33 PM	#18
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,978	Dat you Big Foot? LMAO! I am so darn glad I found this forum. I have not had laughs like this since my little brother found the chocolate in the medicine cabinet! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

01-05-2008, 01:13 AM	#20
Big Dog Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 12,912	I once had a hecoon getting into my trashcans late at night. I opened my bedroom window one fine night - it was one of those low ones I could slide out of. So when I hear Mr. Coon rummaging, I grab the Maglight and the Paintball Pistol - racked one into the chamber. I crawl out the window quiet-like. I rounded the corner of the trailer, put the Maglight beam on Mr. Coon - he was head-down in my trashcan. BANG!! Popped in the haunches with a paintball - I never knew a Coon could jump so high and run so fast! He was a pink,black & gray blur . . . Never saw him again. __________________ "A bold spirit embiggens the smallest man!" Jebediah Springfield