Redneck sensitivity training....

Mooseman684 · 01-08-2008, 01:23 AM

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:
Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

As they start their descent Cooter slips,

Falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away,

Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone
should go and tell his wife.'

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that
sensitive stuff, I'll do it.

'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a
case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says,
'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' '

Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

Well, not exactly', Donnie says.

'When she answered the door,

I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'

She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'

Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of
Budweiser you are.'

ArkansasHunter · 01-08-2008, 01:30 AM

OH MAN that was good !!! I'm off to bed !

Mooseman684 · 01-08-2008, 01:32 AM

I KNEW you would be the first Responder...LOL
Rich

cubbieman · 01-08-2008, 03:45 AM

good one

Oxford · 01-08-2008, 09:49 AM

He's just a smooth talking guy.

SCGirl · 01-09-2008, 03:06 PM

FUNNY!

Seabeescotty · 01-10-2008, 08:48 AM

I'm glad I came here this morning! You guys got me falling off my chair! Scotty

two-70 · 01-10-2008, 10:34 AM

elmer fudd · 01-26-2008, 12:55 PM

.22guy · 01-26-2008, 06:17 PM

That was freakin great! Good one!

mym1a · 01-26-2008, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooseman684

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:
Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

As they start their descent Cooter slips,

Falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away,

Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone
should go and tell his wife.'

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that
sensitive stuff, I'll do it.

'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a
case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says,
'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' '

Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

Well, not exactly', Donnie says.

'When she answered the door,

I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'

She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'

Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of
Budweiser you are.'

good one

Thunder-223 · 01-26-2008, 11:36 PM

great one

stikbutter · 01-27-2008, 08:58 AM

To funny Moose LMFAO

knightRider · 01-27-2008, 09:58 AM

now this is a good red neck joke. if your gonna poke at us contry boys make it a funny poke!

andrew cochran · 01-27-2008, 10:21 AM

Better that a cup of coffie for waking me up! Good one!

Momoney567 · 01-28-2008, 08:13 PM

Lmao thats wrong.

mosquitofish · 05-16-2008, 05:59 PM

R R R

7mmremmag1995 · 05-16-2008, 10:36 PM

01-08-2008, 01:23 AM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,638 Images: 2	Redneck sensitivity training.... Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, Falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.' Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it. 'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' ' Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.' She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.' __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-08-2008, 01:32 AM	#3
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01-10-2008, 08:48 AM	#7
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01-27-2008, 08:58 AM	#13
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01-27-2008, 09:58 AM	#14
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