Short Hillbilly Joke

ArkansasHunter · 01-08-2008, 12:36 PM

Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring through the southern United States and stops to entertain at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid here in the South." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee."

Farmer · 01-09-2008, 03:16 AM

Pa, How comes theys got 10 fingers?

A-10 · 01-09-2008, 06:06 AM

"I'm just a regular Joe six tooth."

"Where did you get another tooth?"

"Found it."

The Hillbilly · 01-09-2008, 06:31 AM

Even I laughed at that one LOL

Seabeescotty · 01-10-2008, 08:59 AM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMG! ROTFLMAO Scotty

two-70 · 01-10-2008, 10:32 AM

you go A.H. lol

01-08-2008, 12:36 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,715	Short Hillbilly Joke Ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring through the southern United States and stops to entertain at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid here in the South." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee."

01-09-2008, 03:16 AM	#2
Farmer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Limbri NSW Au Posts: 296	Pa, How comes theys got 10 fingers? __________________ Cheers, Rob

01-09-2008, 06:06 AM	#3
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 732	"I'm just a regular Joe six tooth." "Where did you get another tooth?" "Found it." __________________ If there's nothing worth dying for, there's nothing worth living for.

01-09-2008, 06:31 AM	#4
The Hillbilly Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 40	Even I laughed at that one LOL __________________ The Texan has spoken and approves of this message

01-10-2008, 08:59 AM	#5
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,050 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMG! ROTFLMAO Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-10-2008, 10:32 AM	#6
two-70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ponca city, oklahoma Posts: 1,778	you go A.H. lol __________________ What Would Jesus Do ????? Just Ask Him.