2 Old Men

ArkansasHunter · 01-08-2008, 01:46 PM

TWO OLD MEN

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started walking home and began to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her breast..... she farted and flew out the window!"

Oxford · 01-08-2008, 02:40 PM

That's about right!

neophyte · 01-08-2008, 04:47 PM

AH: Sir;

you aint right either

LLMAO

ArkansasHunter · 01-08-2008, 06:35 PM

I know it so I gave up trying to be normal

two-70 · 01-08-2008, 08:01 PM

LMBO that was so funny, only you A.H., only you lol

Earl Easter · 01-08-2008, 09:09 PM

Good Joke AH....
A sure give away to the folks in the street.......

.22guy · 01-09-2008, 12:26 AM

Good on there AH!

ArkansasHunter · 01-09-2008, 11:12 AM

I'm still laughing myself everytime I think of it LOL

snuffysmith · 01-09-2008, 07:35 PM

Seabeescotty · 01-10-2008, 09:45 AM

I love that Arkansawyer humor! Gotta watch them farts! LMAO+1 Scotty

ArkansasHunter · 01-10-2008, 09:26 PM

This one deserves a repeat...I love it...A.H

andrew cochran · 01-11-2008, 10:28 AM

You got some good jokes Arkansaw Hunter!

ArkansasHunter · 01-11-2008, 11:43 AM

Thanks andrew I love this one the most. In bed last night I thought about this one and had to surpress my giggles because our bed goes to moveing and luckly I didn't wake up my wife LOL

Troy · 01-11-2008, 04:10 PM

roflmao!

ArkansasHunter · 02-16-2008, 02:08 AM

This is funny too !

alpo · 02-16-2008, 07:42 AM

Good one. LOL

Windwalker · 02-16-2008, 07:55 AM

Another good one A.H.

270wsm · 02-16-2008, 06:42 PM

Good one A.H.
As usual!

01-08-2008, 01:46 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	2 Old Men TWO OLD MEN Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started walking home and began to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her breast..... she farted and flew out the window!"

01-08-2008, 02:40 PM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	That's about right! __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-08-2008, 04:47 PM	#3
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	giggle AH: Sir; you aint right either LLMAO __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

01-08-2008, 08:01 PM	#5
two-70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ponca city, oklahoma Posts: 1,783	LMBO that was so funny, only you A.H., only you lol __________________ What Would Jesus Do ????? Just Ask Him.

01-09-2008, 12:26 AM	#7
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	Good on there AH! __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

01-08-2008, 06:35 PM	#4
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	I know it so I gave up trying to be normal

01-08-2008, 09:09 PM	#6
Earl Easter Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 781 Images: 20	Good Joke AH.... A sure give away to the folks in the street.......

01-09-2008, 11:12 AM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	I'm still laughing myself everytime I think of it LOL

01-09-2008, 07:35 PM	#9
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 580	.. __________________ time & weather changes everything KTALGSTO Last edited by snuffysmith; 01-09-2008 at 07:58 PM.

01-10-2008, 09:45 AM	#10
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	I love that Arkansawyer humor! Gotta watch them farts! LMAO+1 Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-10-2008, 09:26 PM	#11
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	This one deserves a repeat...I love it...A.H

01-11-2008, 10:28 AM	#12
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	You got some good jokes Arkansaw Hunter! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

01-11-2008, 11:43 AM	#13
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Thanks andrew I love this one the most. In bed last night I thought about this one and had to surpress my giggles because our bed goes to moveing and luckly I didn't wake up my wife LOL

01-11-2008, 04:10 PM	#14
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	roflmao!

02-16-2008, 02:08 AM	#15
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	This is funny too !

02-16-2008, 06:42 PM	#18
270wsm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 326 Images: 2	Good one A.H. As usual! __________________ THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT,THAT YE LOVE ONE ANOTHER,AS I HAVE LOVED YOU-Jesus Christ(John15:12)

02-16-2008, 07:42 AM	#16
alpo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Mississippi Posts: 135	Good one. LOL

02-16-2008, 07:55 AM	#17
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Another good one A.H. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it