REDNECKS ARE NOT STUPID !!!

ArkansasHunter · 01-10-2008, 10:15 AM

REDNECKS ARE NOT STUPID

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die.
(1) to be shot
(2) to be hung or
(3) to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the German said,
"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said,
"Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said,
"Give me some of that AIDS virus."
When he got the shot, he fell down laughing. The guards wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said,
"Give me another one of those shots,"
so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears poured from his eyes, and he doubled over.
So finally the warden said,
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid ... I'm wearing a condom."

Seabeescotty · 01-10-2008, 10:21 AM

Which is smarter, a hillbilly or a redneck? Scotty

two-70 · 01-10-2008, 11:29 AM

LMBO

neophyte · 01-10-2008, 12:27 PM

AH: I don't know where you get them but do continue to get them.

Shootester · 01-10-2008, 08:23 PM

That is funny!

.22guy · 01-10-2008, 10:55 PM

That was great!

01-10-2008, 10:15 AM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	REDNECKS ARE NOT STUPID !!! REDNECKS ARE NOT STUPID There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die. (1) to be shot (2) to be hung or (3) to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus. So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly). Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS virus." When he got the shot, he fell down laughing. The guards wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears poured from his eyes, and he doubled over. So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid ... I'm wearing a condom."

01-10-2008, 10:21 AM	#2
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	Which is smarter, a hillbilly or a redneck? Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-10-2008, 11:29 AM	#3
two-70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ponca city, oklahoma Posts: 1,783	LMBO __________________ What Would Jesus Do ????? Just Ask Him.

01-10-2008, 12:27 PM	#4
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	AH: I don't know where you get them but do continue to get them. __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

01-10-2008, 10:55 PM	#6
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	That was great! __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

01-10-2008, 08:23 PM	#5
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 218	That is funny!