ARKANSAS BAR

ArkansasHunter · 01-10-2008, 11:03 AM

ARKANSAS BAR

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer.
The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are yee??? Where yee from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks,
"A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar,
"It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

Seabeescotty · 01-10-2008, 11:19 AM

A.H., you, my friend, have one sick hillbilly sense of humor!!!!!ROTFLMAO Scotty

two-70 · 01-10-2008, 11:26 AM

LMBO that was funny A.H.

neophyte · 01-10-2008, 12:29 PM

gotta go and clean the spit off the screen.
Sir;

snuffysmith · 01-10-2008, 12:32 PM

LOL
AH, what worries me most is that I understand and like that joke, good one!!!

Snuffy

Windwalker · 01-10-2008, 01:02 PM

Years ago I lived in Ark. for about 10 years. It sounds right to me. LOL

Earl Easter · 01-10-2008, 07:25 PM

Funny joke AH Thanks For sharing.

toolman · 01-10-2008, 07:47 PM

I don't get it!

ArkansasHunter · 01-10-2008, 09:24 PM

toolman being a truck driver I heard you was in that bar LOL

toolman · 01-10-2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

toolman being a truck driver I heard you was in that bar LOL

And...?

BTW, do you know why sheep farmers always wear tall boots?

bigbuddy21 · 01-10-2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by toolman

I don't get it!

let me put it in trucker lingo.
they thought he was a GOOD BUDDY.

ArkansasHunter · 01-10-2008, 10:36 PM

Why do sheep farmers wear tall boots ? Well I know they ain't stepp'in in Bull Chit LOL

toolman · 01-10-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

Why do sheep farmers wear tall boots ? Well I know they ain't stepp'in in Bull Chit LOL

LOL, they can stick them sheep's back legs in their boots and they can't get away! Of course, no matter how good you are, they all say "Baaaad"!

ArkansasHunter · 01-10-2008, 11:25 PM

Oh My Gosh...LOL that was nasty !!!!

andrew cochran · 01-11-2008, 10:27 AM

Good one ArkansawHunter! Like it a lot!

01-10-2008, 11:03 AM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	ARKANSAS BAR ARKANSAS BAR A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer. The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are yee??? Where yee from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?" The guy says nervously, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

01-10-2008, 11:19 AM	#2
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	A.H., you, my friend, have one sick hillbilly sense of humor!!!!!ROTFLMAO Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-10-2008, 11:26 AM	#3
two-70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ponca city, oklahoma Posts: 1,783	LMBO that was funny A.H. __________________ What Would Jesus Do ????? Just Ask Him.

01-10-2008, 12:29 PM	#4
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	gotta go and clean the spit off the screen. Sir; __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

01-10-2008, 12:32 PM	#5
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 580	LOL AH, what worries me most is that I understand and like that joke, good one!!! Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything KTALGSTO

01-10-2008, 01:02 PM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Years ago I lived in Ark. for about 10 years. It sounds right to me. LOL

01-10-2008, 07:25 PM	#7
Earl Easter Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 781 Images: 20	Funny joke AH Thanks For sharing.

01-10-2008, 07:47 PM	#8
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,852 Blog Entries: 24	I don't get it! __________________ cosmoline is an aphrodisiac!

01-10-2008, 09:24 PM	#9
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	toolman being a truck driver I heard you was in that bar LOL

01-10-2008, 10:36 PM	#12
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Why do sheep farmers wear tall boots ? Well I know they ain't stepp'in in Bull Chit LOL

01-10-2008, 11:25 PM	#14
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Oh My Gosh...LOL that was nasty !!!!

01-11-2008, 10:27 AM	#15
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	Good one ArkansawHunter! Like it a lot! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!