01-10-2008, 04:33 PM
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Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, More useful than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! |
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01-10-2008, 04:48 PM
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I thunk you outdid yersef, AH dat der is purdy!
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01-11-2008, 08:25 AM
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Ain't good poetry nice.
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05-22-2008, 06:29 PM
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a true modern day Shakspear.
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05-22-2008, 06:52 PM
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I like it Ah, Nice!
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05-22-2008, 07:56 PM
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My ribs hurt from laughing AH...
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05-22-2008, 10:37 PM
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wow that was realy good!
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05-22-2008, 11:21 PM
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Elle May is on her way!
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05-24-2008, 07:56 AM
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I must have some pollen in my eyes, they's watering lik crazy. Snuffy
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05-28-2008, 12:12 PM
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That right thars funny I don't care who you are  |
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05-28-2008, 04:09 PM
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05-31-2008, 05:54 AM
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All go ahead tbonecpk go there LOL !!!!
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