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Old 07-29-2002, 09:36 PM   #1
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Good evening everyone,

Normally I don't discuss any advice received from my broker, but this is important enough to share since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.

Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:

American Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Co. and Northern Tissue Company.

Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. Yesterday, Northern Tissue touched a new bottom and millions were wiped clean. It's a tough market out there. Be careful.
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Holy crap!! Sell, sell, sell!!
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