My Favorite Women....

Mooseman684 · 01-10-2008, 10:13 PM

My buddy asked me what My favorite kind of Women are, so I told him...The Nurse, the School Teacher, and the airline Stewardess.
The Nurse says...Lie back and relax and I will take care of everything. ( I like That !)
The School Teacher...She makes you do it until you get it right !
And the Airline Stewardess says.."Put this over your face and Breathe Normally !"

TexasT · 01-10-2008, 10:15 PM

LOL. You're a nut!

toolman · 01-10-2008, 10:20 PM

And the stewardess will even bring you a drink first!

Troy · 01-10-2008, 10:37 PM

good sound logic there moose.

ArkansasHunter · 01-10-2008, 10:39 PM

A Teacher will also give you a paddeling

Mooseman684 · 01-10-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

A Teacher will also give you a paddeling

KINKY...LOL

neophyte · 01-11-2008, 07:38 AM

Mooseman: Sir; a thinking man that I can
appreciate

Windwalker · 01-11-2008, 07:58 AM

You start my day with a laugh and that helps all day long. You and A.H. bring smiles to lots of folks. So do many of you others as well. Keep the humor coming.

Seabeescotty · 01-11-2008, 01:43 PM

But these days, that ole stew won't let you smoke afterwards!LMAO Scotty

mosquitofish · 05-14-2008, 07:12 PM

R R R earth humor.

01-10-2008, 10:13 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	My Favorite Women.... My buddy asked me what My favorite kind of Women are, so I told him...The Nurse, the School Teacher, and the airline Stewardess. The Nurse says...Lie back and relax and I will take care of everything. ( I like That !) The School Teacher...She makes you do it until you get it right ! And the Airline Stewardess says.."Put this over your face and Breathe Normally !" __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-10-2008, 10:15 PM	#2
TexasT No Whining Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 4,946 Blog Entries: 17	LOL. You're a nut! __________________ I walk like this because I can back it up.

01-10-2008, 10:20 PM	#3
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,852 Blog Entries: 24	And the stewardess will even bring you a drink first! __________________ cosmoline is an aphrodisiac!

01-11-2008, 07:38 AM	#7
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	smile Mooseman: Sir; a thinking man that I can appreciate __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

01-11-2008, 01:43 PM	#9
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	But these days, that ole stew won't let you smoke afterwards!LMAO Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-10-2008, 10:37 PM	#4
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	good sound logic there moose.

01-10-2008, 10:39 PM	#5
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	A Teacher will also give you a paddeling

01-11-2008, 07:58 AM	#8
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	You start my day with a laugh and that helps all day long. You and A.H. bring smiles to lots of folks. So do many of you others as well. Keep the humor coming.

05-14-2008, 07:12 PM	#10
mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 315	R R R earth humor.