Looking For a Job....

Mooseman684 · 01-13-2008, 12:46 PM

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a
> card
> advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn
> more -
> 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the
> desk.
> The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it
> is:The
> job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
> You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
> wash
> their genital regions.
> You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then
> rub
> in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
> There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to
> Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.''Oh why, is that
> where
> the job's at?
> ''No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'

Shootester · 01-13-2008, 01:44 PM

lol if thats all you have to do to get $45,000 Sign me up!!!

Oxford · 01-13-2008, 01:52 PM

I'm number 13 on that waiting line.

Windwalker · 01-13-2008, 02:54 PM

Time I got to the front of the line I would be too old to do the job.lol

Seabeescotty · 01-13-2008, 03:55 PM

My wife said I couldn't apply!LMAO Scotty

01-13-2008, 12:46 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,401 Images: 2	Looking For a Job.... A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a > card > advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn > more - > 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the > desk. > The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it > is:The > job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. > You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully > wash > their genital regions. > You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then > rub > in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. > There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to > Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.''Oh why, is that > where > the job's at? > ''No sir - that's where the end of the line is!' __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-13-2008, 01:52 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,073 Blog Entries: 4	I'm number 13 on that waiting line. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-13-2008, 03:55 PM	#5
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,450 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	My wife said I couldn't apply!LMAO Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-13-2008, 01:44 PM	#2
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 218	lol if thats all you have to do to get $45,000 Sign me up!!!

01-13-2008, 02:54 PM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,937	Time I got to the front of the line I would be too old to do the job.lol