An old woman

Oxford · 07-30-2002, 07:06 PM

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a
young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She
turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly
turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get
off the elevator. Not to be done in by these snobs...Before she leaves, she looks both
beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and gives a grizzly fart and says...........
"Pork & Beans .49 cents a can.:nod:

NRAJOE · 07-31-2002, 12:11 AM

Now thats MY kinda woman!!

07-30-2002, 07:06 PM	#1
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07-31-2002, 12:11 AM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Now thats MY kinda woman!! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany