Blame the Dog !

ArkansasHunter · 01-15-2008, 12:29 AM

Blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

bigbuddy21 · 01-15-2008, 12:41 AM

lol you aint right

cubbieman · 01-15-2008, 03:31 AM

hahahaha good one, and AH isn't right, he never has been, and never will be

ArkansasHunter · 01-15-2008, 07:49 AM

I am too !!! LOL... That happened to JBS one time. LOL

.22guy · 01-15-2008, 03:06 PM

Wow!

Inew2guns · 01-17-2008, 11:43 PM

LOL nice!

TexasT · 01-18-2008, 06:50 AM

Fart jokes are always funny.

billy · 01-18-2008, 07:14 AM

yes

LefthandShooter · 01-18-2008, 09:22 AM

Was visiting a friend's house when his dog sat on his lap. He passed a little and the dog got up and left!
He said they try to out do each other but the dog usually loses!
(I didn't visit much after that!

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01-15-2008, 12:29 AM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Blame the Dog ! Blame the dog A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

01-15-2008, 12:41 AM	#2
bigbuddy21 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: new albany in. Posts: 1,037 Images: 5	lol you aint right __________________ LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

01-15-2008, 03:06 PM	#5
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	Wow! __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

01-18-2008, 06:50 AM	#7
TexasT No Whining Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 4,946 Blog Entries: 17	Fart jokes are always funny. __________________ I walk like this because I can back it up.

01-18-2008, 07:14 AM	#8
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 14,261 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 154	yes __________________ "I would never die for my beliefs because what if I'm wrong?"- Bertrand Russell

01-15-2008, 03:31 AM	#3
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,550	hahahaha good one, and AH isn't right, he never has been, and never will be

01-15-2008, 07:49 AM	#4
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	I am too !!! LOL... That happened to JBS one time. LOL

01-17-2008, 11:43 PM	#6
Inew2guns Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Far far away Posts: 32	LOL nice!

01-18-2008, 09:22 AM	#9
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,758	Was visiting a friend's house when his dog sat on his lap. He passed a little and the dog got up and left! He said they try to out do each other but the dog usually loses! (I didn't visit much after that!)