Appetite Suppressor...

Mooseman684 · 01-15-2008, 01:44 AM

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. ' It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry.'

Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.'

rasterman77 · 01-15-2008, 01:59 AM

LMAO, new one for the crew.

Windwalker · 01-15-2008, 07:56 AM

If viagra makes him starve to death it will probably take 5 hard working undertakers 3 hours to get the smile off his face.

TexasT · 01-15-2008, 07:59 AM

Repost, but it's still funny.

01-15-2008, 01:44 AM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,530 Images: 2	Appetite Suppressor... A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. ' It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?' He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.' Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?' He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry.' Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.' __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-15-2008, 01:59 AM	#2
rasterman77 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: B.C. Canada Posts: 298	LMAO, new one for the crew. __________________ 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, I'm not sure about the former. Einstein

01-15-2008, 07:59 AM	#4
TexasT No Whining Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 4,946 Blog Entries: 17	Repost, but it's still funny. __________________ I walk like this because I can back it up.

01-15-2008, 07:56 AM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	If viagra makes him starve to death it will probably take 5 hard working undertakers 3 hours to get the smile off his face.