Poor Lil Turtle

ArkansasHunter · 01-15-2008, 10:35 AM

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

Earl Easter · 01-15-2008, 11:30 AM

AK
Good jokes, I like the one from the other day "Bubby And Earl" this one relates. When the oldest was three and the little one was one the little guy called his big brother Bubby. I guess he could not say brother or Earl so bubby stuck. The older one still gets the nick name but i dont think he is very fond of it. I visited the local candy store yesterday and walked out with one of those Rugers, KRL-1227-BRE the over and under 12ga. pheasant engravings. Not that its going to have me shoot any better, but it sure is a fine looking gun. I traded two Fox Sterlingworths for an even trade,Yep the dealer got the better deal but i still have three left that will stay. Besides this gun can be handed down to one of the boys after they find me with my boots on, so i have to hurry and go out to chop some firewood,don't want to be found at this computer. Keep the jokes flying there all good! and if your interested in some of those pictures of this new family addition i'll post as soon as it comes in, next week i was told.
Keep the fire burning and the coffee hot my friend. Earl

ArkansasHunter · 01-15-2008, 11:38 AM

Earl everyone here at Gun and Game Loves pictures so when you get time we'ed like to see your new Ruger O/U.
If I were to buy an Over and Under it would be a Ruger !
Congrates on your new tool. LOL ...A.H

mosquitofish · 05-19-2008, 06:04 PM

R R R .

CalifgirlinOk · 05-19-2008, 06:13 PM

That was really a cute joke AH

7mmremmag1995 · 05-19-2008, 09:05 PM

killer · 05-19-2008, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

AH are you sure you had this right? I thought it was reversed...snail mugged by two turtles and they seemed fast to him.

Capt'n Mil Coll · 05-19-2008, 10:28 PM

I thought it was a Koala Bear getting mugged by two Sloths. No thats the downunder version.

elmer fudd · 05-19-2008, 10:43 PM

ArkansasHunter · 05-19-2008, 11:45 PM

I 2nd LOL

andrew cochran · 05-20-2008, 12:37 PM

I like it! LOL

tlarkin · 05-20-2008, 12:51 PM

I kind of like that humor, here is one that I know along those lines

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel strapped to his crotch. He walks right in and up to the bartender, and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Usually I don't ask things like this, but what is that steering wheel for exactly?"

The pirate looks over at him and replies, "Arrrrg, it drives me nuts!"

ezearln · 05-20-2008, 01:15 PM

That was baaaaad tlarkin! Funny but baaaaad!

ArkansasHunter · 05-20-2008, 01:17 PM

I thought it was real funny LOL

tlarkin · 05-20-2008, 01:27 PM

I know lots of real super cheese pirate jokes....not sure how I learned them all but I just some how gained them into my vault of useless information.

squirrelbaster · 05-21-2008, 05:58 PM

i like turtles......

Seabeescotty · 05-21-2008, 06:18 PM

Me too, accidently made turtle pate with the bush hog, yesterday. Thought it was a rock, but instead of clang, it went grrrrrrrunch!

squirrelbaster · 05-21-2008, 06:32 PM

^oops! lol, thats accualy kinda sad....

Bookman · 05-21-2008, 07:31 PM

The kind of humor you'll hear in an English pub:

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his head. A Frenchman, in a bar, with a parrot on his head.

The bartender says: "Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot says "I got it in France. They're all over the place."

tlarkin · 05-21-2008, 08:14 PM

What kind of socks to Pirates wear?

Arrrrrgile

01-15-2008, 10:35 AM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	Poor Lil Turtle A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

05-19-2008, 06:04 PM	#4
mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 297 Trader Rating: (0)	R R R . __________________ Earth humor

05-19-2008, 06:13 PM	#5
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,321 Trader Rating: (0)	That was really a cute joke AH __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

05-19-2008, 09:05 PM	#6
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it

05-19-2008, 10:28 PM	#8
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (0)	I thought it was a Koala Bear getting mugged by two Sloths. No thats the downunder version. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

01-15-2008, 11:30 AM	#2
Earl Easter Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 632 Trader Rating: (0)	AK Good jokes, I like the one from the other day "Bubby And Earl" this one relates. When the oldest was three and the little one was one the little guy called his big brother Bubby. I guess he could not say brother or Earl so bubby stuck. The older one still gets the nick name but i dont think he is very fond of it. I visited the local candy store yesterday and walked out with one of those Rugers, KRL-1227-BRE the over and under 12ga. pheasant engravings. Not that its going to have me shoot any better, but it sure is a fine looking gun. I traded two Fox Sterlingworths for an even trade,Yep the dealer got the better deal but i still have three left that will stay. Besides this gun can be handed down to one of the boys after they find me with my boots on, so i have to hurry and go out to chop some firewood,don't want to be found at this computer. Keep the jokes flying there all good! and if your interested in some of those pictures of this new family addition i'll post as soon as it comes in, next week i was told. Keep the fire burning and the coffee hot my friend. Earl

01-15-2008, 11:38 AM	#3
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	Earl everyone here at Gun and Game Loves pictures so when you get time we'ed like to see your new Ruger O/U. If I were to buy an Over and Under it would be a Ruger ! Congrates on your new tool. LOL ...A.H

05-19-2008, 10:43 PM	#9
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,819 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

05-19-2008, 11:45 PM	#10
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	I 2nd LOL

05-20-2008, 12:37 PM	#11
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 1,911 Trader Rating: (1)	I like it! LOL __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

05-20-2008, 12:51 PM	#12
tlarkin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 1,537 Trader Rating: (0)	I kind of like that humor, here is one that I know along those lines A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel strapped to his crotch. He walks right in and up to the bartender, and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Usually I don't ask things like this, but what is that steering wheel for exactly?" The pirate looks over at him and replies, "Arrrrg, it drives me nuts!"

05-20-2008, 01:15 PM	#13
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,178 Trader Rating: (0)	That was baaaaad tlarkin! Funny but baaaaad! __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

05-20-2008, 01:17 PM	#14
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	I thought it was real funny LOL

05-20-2008, 01:27 PM	#15
tlarkin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 1,537 Trader Rating: (0)	I know lots of real super cheese pirate jokes....not sure how I learned them all but I just some how gained them into my vault of useless information.

05-21-2008, 05:58 PM	#16
squirrelbaster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,074 Trader Rating: (0)	i like turtles...... __________________ "My Shotgun SAYS I AM the POLICE !"--Mooseman684 "I like Turtles!" youtube kid

05-21-2008, 06:18 PM	#17
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,699 Trader Rating: (0)	Me too, accidently made turtle pate with the bush hog, yesterday. Thought it was a rock, but instead of clang, it went grrrrrrrunch! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

05-21-2008, 06:32 PM	#18
squirrelbaster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,074 Trader Rating: (0)	^oops! lol, thats accualy kinda sad.... __________________ "My Shotgun SAYS I AM the POLICE !"--Mooseman684 "I like Turtles!" youtube kid

05-21-2008, 07:31 PM	#19
Bookman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 10 paces south of Canada Posts: 738 Trader Rating: (0)	The kind of humor you'll hear in an English pub: A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his head. A Frenchman, in a bar, with a parrot on his head. The bartender says: "Where'd you get that thing?" The parrot says "I got it in France. They're all over the place."

05-21-2008, 08:14 PM	#20
tlarkin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 1,537 Trader Rating: (0)	What kind of socks to Pirates wear? Arrrrrgile