01-15-2008, 04:36 PM
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| You'll Love This One !!! Colored Hair. Colored hair An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
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01-15-2008, 04:54 PM
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groan...
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01-15-2008, 05:11 PM
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LOL! Good one!
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01-15-2008, 06:30 PM
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lol
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01-15-2008, 09:44 PM
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hahahahahahahaha, they just keep getting better
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01-16-2008, 08:59 AM
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lol Another good one.
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01-16-2008, 06:48 PM
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Old one to me, but still funny. 
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02-13-2008, 09:52 PM
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I had to find and read this again LOL I loved it !!!
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02-14-2008, 07:36 AM
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LMAO ! AH you always have funny jokes......Thanks !!!!
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02-14-2008, 08:44 PM
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that is Sooooooooooo funny!!!
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03-15-2008, 09:50 PM
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I'm sorry about reposting this joke but it so funny to ME I can visualize this happening...A.H
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