OLD COWHAND

ArkansasHunter · 01-16-2008, 05:04 PM

Old Cowhand

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

"Howdy, Stranger."

"Howdy, Sheriff."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swing doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em.

jmp8927 · 01-16-2008, 05:57 PM

LOL A classic and it's still funny!

Bigdaveaz · 01-16-2008, 06:04 PM

Kinda like the old lady sittin on the porch eatin watermelon with flys buzzin al over her head, she goes in and removes her underpants comes out and finnishes her watermelon in piece!

cubbieman · 01-17-2008, 06:51 PM

*pukes*

snuffysmith · 01-18-2008, 03:11 PM

AH, you too too BAD!!!
ROTFLMAO

Snuffy

neophyte · 01-18-2008, 08:10 PM

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
I wet my pants again

.22guy · 01-18-2008, 08:17 PM

Gross!

japbyrne · 01-19-2008, 05:35 PM

man ooooh man.

Seabeescotty · 01-20-2008, 06:29 AM

Yer gonna get neophyte in trouble with his wife! She prob'ly likes moppin' man piddle as much as she likes moppin' dog piddle! LMAO Scotty

01-16-2008, 05:04 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,675	OLD COWHAND Old Cowhand An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, Stranger." "Howdy, Sheriff." The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swing doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips." "And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked. "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em.

01-16-2008, 05:57 PM	#2
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,136 Images: 15	LOL A classic and it's still funny! __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.

01-18-2008, 03:11 PM	#5
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 562	AH, you too too BAD!!! ROTFLMAO Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything

01-18-2008, 08:10 PM	#6
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,486 Blog Entries: 2	most That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I wet my pants again __________________ Craig By the standards of most

01-18-2008, 08:17 PM	#7
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,137	Gross! __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

01-16-2008, 06:04 PM	#3
Bigdaveaz Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 68	Kinda like the old lady sittin on the porch eatin watermelon with flys buzzin al over her head, she goes in and removes her underpants comes out and finnishes her watermelon in piece!

01-17-2008, 06:51 PM	#4
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,481	pukes

01-19-2008, 05:35 PM	#8
japbyrne Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: southern ireland Posts: 16	man ooooh man.

01-20-2008, 06:29 AM	#9
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,984 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	Yer gonna get neophyte in trouble with his wife! She prob'ly likes moppin' man piddle as much as she likes moppin' dog piddle! LMAO Scotty __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge