non partisan politicial humor

big boomer · 01-16-2008, 11:22 PM

While walking down the street one day, a US senator is hit buy a truck and dies. His soul arrives in Heaven, and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven",says St Peter. "Before you settle in, its seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see so we're not sure what to do with you"." No problem just let me in," says the man. "Well we would like to but I have orders from higher up".What we'll do is have you spend a day in hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity. "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the man."Well I would like to but we have our rules". And with that St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and down he goes to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front are all his friends and other politicians who worked with him. Every one is happy and in evening dress .They run up to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at others expense. They play a round of golf and then dine on lobster caviar and champagne. also present is the devil who really seems like a nice, friendly guy who likes to dance and tell jokes. Before you know it it's time to go. every one bids him farewell and waves while the elevator takes him up. The doors open on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. Now its time to visit Heaven. So 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp, and singing. They have a good time and before he knows it the 24 hrs. are up and St. Peter comes back. "Well you spent a day in Hell and one in Heaven. Now choose your eternity." The senator thinks for a minute and says Well I never would have thought it before, I mean Heaven has been so delightful , but I think I would be better off in Hell. So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down to Hell. Now the doors open and he's in the middle of a barren wasteland covered with garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The Devil comes over and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand" stammers the senator. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there is just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?
The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.......
Today you voted."

ArkansasHunter · 01-16-2008, 11:27 PM

WOW !!!

Windwalker · 01-17-2008, 07:30 AM

That was a great one. LOL

cubbieman · 01-17-2008, 06:56 PM

too true to be funny

01-16-2008, 11:22 PM	#1
big boomer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Minn. Posts: 973	non partisan politicial humor While walking down the street one day, a US senator is hit buy a truck and dies. His soul arrives in Heaven, and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven",says St Peter. "Before you settle in, its seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see so we're not sure what to do with you"." No problem just let me in," says the man. "Well we would like to but I have orders from higher up".What we'll do is have you spend a day in hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity. "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the man."Well I would like to but we have our rules". And with that St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and down he goes to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front are all his friends and other politicians who worked with him. Every one is happy and in evening dress .They run up to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at others expense. They play a round of golf and then dine on lobster caviar and champagne. also present is the devil who really seems like a nice, friendly guy who likes to dance and tell jokes. Before you know it it's time to go. every one bids him farewell and waves while the elevator takes him up. The doors open on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. Now its time to visit Heaven. So 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp, and singing. They have a good time and before he knows it the 24 hrs. are up and St. Peter comes back. "Well you spent a day in Hell and one in Heaven. Now choose your eternity." The senator thinks for a minute and says Well I never would have thought it before, I mean Heaven has been so delightful , but I think I would be better off in Hell. So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down to Hell. Now the doors open and he's in the middle of a barren wasteland covered with garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The Devil comes over and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand" stammers the senator. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there is just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning....... Today you voted." Last edited by big boomer; 01-16-2008 at 11:31 PM.

01-16-2008, 11:27 PM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,690	WOW !!!

01-17-2008, 07:30 AM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,573	That was a great one. LOL

01-17-2008, 06:56 PM	#4
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,481	too true to be funny