Being Retired

nighthawk80 · 01-17-2008, 07:51 AM

The Joy of Being Retired

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket I went up to him and said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a 'Nazi ' He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Hillary in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

SpecOpOperator · 01-17-2008, 08:19 AM

HAHAHA.. thats hilarious... i've gotta try that one

Earl Easter · 01-17-2008, 08:29 AM

nighthawk80
I think i saw hillary get into that car shortly after the badge left, she had that Monica Luwinski face on, ya know the frown the curled up lips, that i don't know???? look. Her pretend face was on again. She was pi--ed..

ArkansasHunter · 01-17-2008, 08:47 AM

LOL That put ideas in my head ! LOL

toolman · 01-17-2008, 09:57 AM

ROFLMAO!

Shootester · 01-17-2008, 10:19 AM

That is great! Take that Clinton supporter!

neophyte · 01-17-2008, 03:01 PM

nighthawk80: man I love you

I aint gay but that put a grin

two-70 · 01-17-2008, 06:24 PM

01-17-2008, 07:51 AM	#1
nighthawk80 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Just south of Central Indiana Posts: 403	Being Retired The Joy of Being Retired Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket I went up to him and said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi ' He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Hillary in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

01-17-2008, 09:57 AM	#5
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,562 Blog Entries: 22	ROFLMAO! __________________ Don't be messin' with my gun!

01-17-2008, 03:01 PM	#7
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,486 Blog Entries: 2	hilliary nighthawk80: man I love you I aint gay but that put a grin __________________ Craig By the standards of most

01-17-2008, 06:24 PM	#8
two-70 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ponca city, oklahoma Posts: 1,778	LMBO __________________ What Would Jesus Do ????? Just Ask Him.

01-17-2008, 08:19 AM	#2
SpecOpOperator Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 57	HAHAHA.. thats hilarious... i've gotta try that one

01-17-2008, 08:29 AM	#3
Earl Easter Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 659 Images: 20	nighthawk80 I think i saw hillary get into that car shortly after the badge left, she had that Monica Luwinski face on, ya know the frown the curled up lips, that i don't know???? look. Her pretend face was on again. She was pi--ed..

01-17-2008, 08:47 AM	#4
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,675	LOL That put ideas in my head ! LOL

01-17-2008, 10:19 AM	#6
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 217	That is great! Take that Clinton supporter!