01-17-2008, 12:52 PM
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| Member | Sound Advice Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. > > Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. > > Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. > > A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. > > Words that soak into your ears are whispered.. not yelled. > > Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. > > Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. > > Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. > > It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. > > You cannot unsay a cruel or unkind word. > > Every path has a few puddles. > > When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. > > The best sermons are lived, not preached. > > Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. > > Don 't judge folks by their relatives. > > Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. > > Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. > > Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. > > Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. > > If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. > > Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. > > The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. > > Always drink upstream from the herd. > > Never squat with your spurs on. > > Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. > > Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. > > If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. > > Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. > > God Bless You and Yours > Hope you have a Great 2008 Swamprat |
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