01-18-2008, 09:00 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio!
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| Anniversay Gift Jack was in trouble. He had forgotten their 25th wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry with him. She told him; Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway, that goes from o to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!! The next morning Jack got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway but it was small. Confused, the wife put on her robe, run out to the driveway, and brought the box, back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Divorce hearing for Jack has been scheduled for Friday. |
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01-18-2008, 09:06 AM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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Hey she did him a favior !!! LOL
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01-18-2008, 11:42 AM
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I think that guy would be in the morgue, not in the middle of divorce proceedings.
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