Love and Marriage....

Mooseman684 · 01-18-2008, 02:22 PM

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.' They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one .
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

mym1a · 01-18-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mooseman684

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.' They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one .
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

lol thats a good one

jmp8927 · 01-18-2008, 03:40 PM

Haha!

Windwalker · 01-18-2008, 05:27 PM

You did it again. That brought a big laugh.LOL

Shootester · 01-18-2008, 05:56 PM

lol That is great!!!!

ArkansasHunter · 01-18-2008, 06:56 PM

LOL I'll add to my growing collection.

bored2bhere · 01-18-2008, 10:42 PM

nice

stikbutter · 01-20-2008, 09:31 PM

Hell Yeah! chalk one up for the boys

01-18-2008, 02:22 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	Love and Marriage.... A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.' They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one . The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.' The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery. __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-18-2008, 03:40 PM	#3
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,211 Images: 17	Haha! __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.

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bored2bhere Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: mississippi Posts: 402 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 3	nice __________________ "Only the dead have seen the end of war"-Apolos

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Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	You did it again. That brought a big laugh.LOL

01-18-2008, 05:56 PM	#5
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 218	lol That is great!!!!

01-18-2008, 06:56 PM	#6
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	LOL I'll add to my growing collection.

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stikbutter Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Keystone Hieghts FL Posts: 365	Hell Yeah! chalk one up for the boys