Little Johnny

SpecOpOperator · 01-19-2008, 09:35 AM

Little Johnny was walking home one day from school when he witnessed a dog get hit by a speeding truck. Excited to tell someone about what he saw, Little Johnny ran home to tell his home. Bursting through the door he yells "Mom, Mom, guess what I just saw!!!!"

"What Johnny?" replied his mom.

"I just saw a dog get hit by truck right in the butthole!!!"

"Johnny, it's not 'butthole', it's rectum."

Johnny looked at his mom with a dead serious look, and said, "Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him"

A-10 · 01-19-2008, 10:36 AM

Classic.

ArkansasHunter · 01-19-2008, 10:40 AM

HAR>>>HAR>>>HAR...Poor ole dog

neophyte · 01-19-2008, 02:39 PM

y'all aint right.

Seabeescotty · 01-20-2008, 07:33 AM

We tend to get a little out There, don't we?

01-19-2008, 09:35 AM	#1
SpecOpOperator Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 57	Little Johnny Little Johnny was walking home one day from school when he witnessed a dog get hit by a speeding truck. Excited to tell someone about what he saw, Little Johnny ran home to tell his home. Bursting through the door he yells "Mom, Mom, guess what I just saw!!!!" "What Johnny?" replied his mom. "I just saw a dog get hit by truck right in the butthole!!!" "Johnny, it's not 'butthole', it's rectum." Johnny looked at his mom with a dead serious look, and said, "Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him"

01-19-2008, 10:36 AM	#2
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 762	Classic. __________________ If there's nothing worth dying for, there's nothing worth living for.

01-19-2008, 02:39 PM	#4
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	y'all aint right. __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

01-20-2008, 07:33 AM	#5
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	We tend to get a little out There, don't we? __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-19-2008, 10:40 AM	#3
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	HAR>>>HAR>>>HAR...Poor ole dog