Army Ranger and Marine LT.

SpecOpOperator · 01-19-2008, 09:26 AM

An Army Ranger and a Marine LT. are sitting next to eachother on a plane, coming home from Iraq. As they are reliving war stories, the Ranger finally has had enough and says to the LT.
"Man, I was in Iraq for 18 months.. I need to get me some action..."

"How you gonna do that?" asked the Marine.

"Easy.. Watch and learn."

So the Army Ranger gets up, finds a pretty little lady sitting a few rows ahead of them, whispers something in her ear and smiles. The woman gets up and follows the Ranger to the lavatory to join the mile high club. After a few minutes the Ranger sits back down by the Marine..

"That was one of the best quickies I ever had..." says the Ranger.

"What in the world did you say to her?" questions the LT.

"I whispered... 'tickle you arse with a feather?'"

"What happens if she says no?" asked the Marine

"Shake your head and point out the window and reply 'no, no.. I said particularly nasty weather.. and walk away."

The Marine LT. thinks he can try, so he finds a fat slobby woman sitting near the back, saunters up to her and yells...

"SHOVE A CHICKEN UP YOUR BUTT?!"

The lady, obviously confused asks "What did you just say to me?"

"Um.. Uh... Oh... damn rain" the Marine says pointing out the window...

ArkansasHunter · 01-19-2008, 09:32 AM

Well what happen next ? LOL

A-10 · 01-19-2008, 09:34 AM

Marines, gotta love em.

samuel · 01-19-2008, 10:02 AM

Even Marines arent that easily confused.(but lieutenants are). sam.

glockaholic · 01-19-2008, 05:18 PM

well she didnt say no to the whole chicken lol

Seabeescotty · 01-20-2008, 06:31 AM

That gotta tickle! LMAO

01-19-2008, 09:26 AM	#1
SpecOpOperator Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 57	Army Ranger and Marine LT. An Army Ranger and a Marine LT. are sitting next to eachother on a plane, coming home from Iraq. As they are reliving war stories, the Ranger finally has had enough and says to the LT. "Man, I was in Iraq for 18 months.. I need to get me some action..." "How you gonna do that?" asked the Marine. "Easy.. Watch and learn." So the Army Ranger gets up, finds a pretty little lady sitting a few rows ahead of them, whispers something in her ear and smiles. The woman gets up and follows the Ranger to the lavatory to join the mile high club. After a few minutes the Ranger sits back down by the Marine.. "That was one of the best quickies I ever had..." says the Ranger. "What in the world did you say to her?" questions the LT. "I whispered... 'tickle you arse with a feather?'" "What happens if she says no?" asked the Marine "Shake your head and point out the window and reply 'no, no.. I said particularly nasty weather.. and walk away." The Marine LT. thinks he can try, so he finds a fat slobby woman sitting near the back, saunters up to her and yells... "SHOVE A CHICKEN UP YOUR BUTT?!" The lady, obviously confused asks "What did you just say to me?" "Um.. Uh... Oh... damn rain" the Marine says pointing out the window...

01-19-2008, 09:34 AM	#3
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 732	Marines, gotta love em. __________________ If there's nothing worth dying for, there's nothing worth living for.

01-20-2008, 06:31 AM	#6
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,048 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	That gotta tickle! LMAO __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-19-2008, 09:32 AM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,699	Well what happen next ? LOL

01-19-2008, 10:02 AM	#4
samuel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,087	Even Marines arent that easily confused.(but lieutenants are). sam.

01-19-2008, 05:18 PM	#5
glockaholic Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3	well she didnt say no to the whole chicken lol