THE RABBIT

ArkansasHunter · 01-19-2008, 09:48 AM

The Rabbit

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blond woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet a way the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...
Hair Spray— Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.

CalifgirlinOk · 01-19-2008, 10:10 AM

I LOVE IT !!!!! LMAO

ArkansasHunter · 01-19-2008, 10:15 AM

Thank Yee.

Shootester · 01-19-2008, 11:27 AM

lol That is good!

ArkansasHunter · 01-19-2008, 02:23 PM

Thank Yee.

Windwalker · 01-19-2008, 02:54 PM

You did it again A.H. Another good one. Thanks for the laugh.

tommy · 01-19-2008, 02:59 PM

man! man! man!

ArkansasHunter · 01-19-2008, 03:00 PM

Thank Yee.

elmer fudd · 01-26-2008, 12:44 PM

ArkansasHunter · 01-26-2008, 12:49 PM

OUCH !!!!

.22guy · 01-26-2008, 04:31 PM

Seabeescotty · 01-26-2008, 04:38 PM

A.H., yer gonna haf ta come clean up the mess after yer jokes! Broke the chair, wet my britches, bruised my hiney, put a knot on my noggin, bled on the floor, and I still can't stop laffin'!!!!!! Giggle, giggle, heeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

jerry · 01-26-2008, 07:32 PM

good 'un

Thunder-223 · 01-26-2008, 11:32 PM

funny!

andrew cochran · 01-27-2008, 10:24 AM

I fell on my key board! Too funny!

01-19-2008, 09:48 AM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	THE RABBIT The Rabbit A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blond woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet a way the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says... Hair Spray— Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.

01-19-2008, 10:10 AM	#2
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,321 Trader Rating: (0)	I LOVE IT !!!!! LMAO __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

01-19-2008, 02:59 PM	#7
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 3,894 Trader Rating: (0)	man! man! man! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

01-26-2008, 04:31 PM	#11
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,071 Trader Rating: (0)	Wow __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

01-26-2008, 04:38 PM	#12
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,699 Trader Rating: (0)	A.H., yer gonna haf ta come clean up the mess after yer jokes! Broke the chair, wet my britches, bruised my hiney, put a knot on my noggin, bled on the floor, and I still can't stop laffin'!!!!!! Giggle, giggle, heeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-19-2008, 10:15 AM	#3
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	Thank Yee.

01-19-2008, 11:27 AM	#4
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 217 Trader Rating: (0)	lol That is good!

01-19-2008, 02:23 PM	#5
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	Thank Yee.

01-19-2008, 02:54 PM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,294 Trader Rating: (0)	You did it again A.H. Another good one. Thanks for the laugh.

01-19-2008, 03:00 PM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	Thank Yee.

01-26-2008, 12:44 PM	#9
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,819 Trader Rating: (0)

01-26-2008, 12:49 PM	#10
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	OUCH !!!!

01-26-2008, 07:32 PM	#13
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,760 Trader Rating: (0)	good 'un __________________

01-26-2008, 11:32 PM	#14
Thunder-223 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N.S.W Australia Posts: 107 Trader Rating: (0)	funny! __________________ A Downunder Redneck & Proud of it!

01-27-2008, 10:24 AM	#15
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 1,911 Trader Rating: (1)	I fell on my key board! Too funny! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!