Samuels out fishin....

Mooseman684 · 01-19-2008, 04:24 PM

Samuel is 86 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

"Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

Rye-man · 01-19-2008, 04:58 PM

LOL good one.

Windwalker · 01-19-2008, 10:06 PM

Lol. Unfortunately, I know how he feels. Keep the frog.

Shootester · 01-19-2008, 11:16 PM

Sux to be the frog!

Seabeescotty · 01-20-2008, 07:23 AM

Another good one!!!!LMAO

01-19-2008, 04:24 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	Samuels out fishin.... Samuel is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-20-2008, 07:23 AM	#5
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	Another good one!!!!LMAO __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-19-2008, 04:58 PM	#2
Rye-man Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Western Colorado Posts: 99	LOL good one.

01-19-2008, 10:06 PM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Lol. Unfortunately, I know how he feels. Keep the frog.

01-19-2008, 11:16 PM	#4
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 218	Sux to be the frog!