The Hat Pin

Oxford · 08-01-2002, 01:47 PM

A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided
to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with it every
time he would doze off.

As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "... and who created all there is
in 6 days and rested on the 7th?" she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and
screamed "Good God all mighty".

The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down,
muttering under his breath, and later began to doze off again when the minister got to "... and who
died on the cross to save us from our sins?" the wife hit him again and he jumped up and
shouted "Jesus Christ".

The Minister said, "That's right, that's Right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back
down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to, "...and what did Eve say to
Adam after the birth of their second child?", the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped
up and said, "If you stick that dang thing in me again I'll break it off".:nod:

08-01-2002, 01:47 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	The Hat Pin A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with it every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "... and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th?" she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty". The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath, and later began to doze off again when the minister got to "... and who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" the wife hit him again and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ". The Minister said, "That's right, that's Right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to, "...and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?", the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said, "If you stick that dang thing in me again I'll break it off".:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".