Flo and Larry move to Texas....

Mooseman684 · 01-20-2008, 10:15 PM

Flo and Larry, an elderly couple, moved to Texas .

Larry always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home.
Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Flo looks him over, 'Nope'.

Frustrated, Larry storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Flo looks up and says, 'Larry, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

'Furious, Larry yells,'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN FLO?

'Nope', she replies.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Flo replies...'Shoulda bought a hat, Larry. Ya shoulda bought a hat!!!

troy2000 · 01-21-2008, 12:38 AM

That was just wrong...poor old sod.

Seabeescotty · 01-21-2008, 08:56 AM

OMG!!!!!!!LOL

neophyte · 01-21-2008, 11:11 AM

took a moment

I like her

01-20-2008, 10:15 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	Flo and Larry move to Texas.... Flo and Larry, an elderly couple, moved to Texas . Larry always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Flo looks him over, 'Nope'. Frustrated, Larry storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Flo looks up and says, 'Larry, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. 'Furious, Larry yells,'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN FLO? 'Nope', she replies. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!' Flo replies...'Shoulda bought a hat, Larry. Ya shoulda bought a hat!!! __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-21-2008, 12:38 AM	#2
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 10,020 Images: 9	That was just wrong...poor old sod. __________________ I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said. WF Buckley, Jr

01-21-2008, 08:56 AM	#3
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	OMG!!!!!!!LOL __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

01-21-2008, 11:11 AM	#4
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	moment took a moment I like her __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24