Blond Joke

dscrick · 01-21-2008, 01:20 PM

A blind guy walks into a bar. He taps his way up to the counter and sits down. The bartender comes over and says "What'll ya have?"

The blind guy says "I'll have a beer.:

The bartender brings the beer over and as he sets it down the blind guy asks; "Hey bartender, want to hear a blond joke?"

The bartender says; "Look fella, I can see from the white tipped cane and the sunglasses that you're blind, so I'm gonna cut you some slack"

"Just so you know, my name is Lars, and I'm a retired Minnesota Vikings linebacker. I'm 6 foot 6, weigh about 280, and I'M BLOND"

"Sitting on your right is a friend of mine named Sven. He's a lumberjack, and he's 6 foot 8 and about 275, and HE'S A BLOND"

"Sitting to the left of you is a guy named Jacques. He's a hockey player from Quebec. H'e about 6 foot 5 and weighs 250, and HE'S A BLOND"

"Now you sure you still want to tell that blond joke?"

The blind guy looks up at the bartender and calmy replies:

"NOT IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT THREE FREAKIN' TIMES"

ArkansasHunter · 01-21-2008, 02:03 PM

LMAO !!! VERY GOOD...A.H

.22guy · 01-21-2008, 02:24 PM

Nice one!

Mitchell · 01-21-2008, 10:37 PM

I had to think about that one

Rye-man · 01-21-2008, 11:45 PM

good one.

elmer fudd · 01-24-2008, 11:41 PM

01-21-2008, 01:20 PM	#1
dscrick Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 54	Blond Joke A blind guy walks into a bar. He taps his way up to the counter and sits down. The bartender comes over and says "What'll ya have?" The blind guy says "I'll have a beer.: The bartender brings the beer over and as he sets it down the blind guy asks; "Hey bartender, want to hear a blond joke?" The bartender says; "Look fella, I can see from the white tipped cane and the sunglasses that you're blind, so I'm gonna cut you some slack" "Just so you know, my name is Lars, and I'm a retired Minnesota Vikings linebacker. I'm 6 foot 6, weigh about 280, and I'M BLOND" "Sitting on your right is a friend of mine named Sven. He's a lumberjack, and he's 6 foot 8 and about 275, and HE'S A BLOND" "Sitting to the left of you is a guy named Jacques. He's a hockey player from Quebec. H'e about 6 foot 5 and weighs 250, and HE'S A BLOND" "Now you sure you still want to tell that blond joke?" The blind guy looks up at the bartender and calmy replies: "NOT IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT THREE FREAKIN' TIMES"

01-21-2008, 02:24 PM	#3
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	Nice one! __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

01-21-2008, 02:03 PM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	LMAO !!! VERY GOOD...A.H

01-21-2008, 10:37 PM	#4
Mitchell Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Essex, Iowa Posts: 56	I had to think about that one

01-21-2008, 11:45 PM	#5
Rye-man Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Western Colorado Posts: 99	good one.

01-24-2008, 11:41 PM	#6
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029