Are You A Real Cowboy?

woodster · 01-23-2008, 10:39 AM

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling caves, bailing hay, doctoring caves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so yes, I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

elmer fudd · 01-23-2008, 01:15 PM

A-10 · 01-23-2008, 06:48 PM

I'v been telling people for a while that I was a lesbian.

LiveToShoot · 01-23-2008, 07:28 PM

Just told my wife the joke, to which she asked if I was still an old cowboy. Told her I must not be one anymore either....

Windwalker · 01-23-2008, 08:08 PM

LOL Very good one.

01-23-2008, 10:39 AM	#1
woodster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: High Desert, California Posts: 433	Are You A Real Cowboy? An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling caves, bailing hay, doctoring caves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so yes, I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" The cowboy replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

01-23-2008, 06:48 PM	#3
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 732	I'v been telling people for a while that I was a lesbian. __________________ If there's nothing worth dying for, there's nothing worth living for.

01-23-2008, 07:28 PM	#4
LiveToShoot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northwest USA Posts: 2,062	Just told my wife the joke, to which she asked if I was still an old cowboy. Told her I must not be one anymore either.... __________________ "Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it." -Unknown

01-23-2008, 01:15 PM	#2
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,911	LOL

01-23-2008, 08:08 PM	#5
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,533	LOL Very good one.