Dog Rules

woodster · 01-23-2008, 06:39 PM

1. The dog is not allowed in the house!

2. The dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old futniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.

6. All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

mym1a · 01-23-2008, 06:41 PM

Dog philosphy,( if you can't eat it our f-----k it,piss on it)!!

nathangdad · 01-23-2008, 07:29 PM

We have two yorkshire terriers and that is just about how it goes in our home. However, we love them and they are familiy members.

woodster · 01-23-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by nathangdad

We have two yorkshire terriers and that is just about how it goes in our home. However, we love them and they are familiy members.

We've always felt the same way about our dogs. And yes he slept on our bed and my wife cooked special meals for him. Our last dog was a Fox Terrier and if you gave him an inch he'll take a zillion miles! But we loved him.

mym1a · 01-23-2008, 08:06 PM

I like cats and dogs more then I do most people

01-23-2008, 06:39 PM	#1
woodster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: High Desert, California Posts: 297	Dog Rules 1. The dog is not allowed in the house! 2. The dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can get on the old futniture only. 5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed. 6. All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only. 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

01-23-2008, 07:29 PM	#3
nathangdad Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,863	Yep We have two yorkshire terriers and that is just about how it goes in our home. However, we love them and they are familiy members.

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01-23-2008, 06:41 PM	#2
mym1a Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,296	Dog philosphy,( if you can't eat it our f-----k it,piss on it)!!

01-23-2008, 08:06 PM	#5
mym1a Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,296	I like cats and dogs more then I do most people