Redneck Special Forces

Oxford · 08-02-2002, 01:11 PM

The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba Dean, and Cooter are being sent in and told five things:

1. The limit is two.
2. The season ended last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music
5. Some are queer.

That should just about do it

:nod:

SPOCAHP ANAR · 08-02-2002, 05:01 PM

Oh D@mn Oxford that was so funny.

NRAJOE · 08-02-2002, 10:35 PM

I'm all for poaching on this one!

Eric · 08-03-2002, 12:10 AM

I'm from the south...seems like SOP to me!

08-02-2002, 01:11 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Redneck Special Forces The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba Dean, and Cooter are being sent in and told five things: 1. The limit is two. 2. The season ended last weekend. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music 5. Some are queer. That should just about do it :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-02-2002, 05:01 PM	#2
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,192 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 6	Oh D@mn Oxford that was so funny. __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

08-02-2002, 10:35 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	I'm all for poaching on this one! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-03-2002, 12:10 AM	#4
Eric Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: USA Posts: 673	I'm from the south...seems like SOP to me! __________________ I told him straight up, "You are an idiot for bringing those two fists to this gun fight."