01-26-2008, 02:04 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: KY. (like the jelly)
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|  ANOTHER Blonde joke A blonde reads in a magazine that taking a milk bath makes your skin look healthy and radiant. So she leaves the milk man a note on the front door requesting that he leave her 25 gallons of milk. The next day the milk man arrives at her door, reads the note and thinks this must be a mistake. She probably meant 2.5 gallons of milk. So the milkman knocks on the door to confirm her order. The lady opens the door and explains 25 gallons is correct and explains the milk bath theory. So the milk man asks " DO you need that pasteurized?" She responds no, just up to my t*ts, I can splash it in my eyes. |
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01-26-2008, 05:22 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma
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| lol Hate for her to drown. |
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01-26-2008, 06:14 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 4,137
| My god, that was great! Blonde jokes just never get old! 
__________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy |
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01-26-2008, 09:39 PM
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| Senior Member  | That is just too much! Repaired the chair earlier, now the repair has to be repaired! At least I didn't wet myself this time!
__________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge |
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